High School Homie Reunions!
Okay, have not talked to this homie in practically forever! So, with no further ado, our conversation on the frustrations of life:
Hgrl: hey marc!
timeplace: Howdy.
Hgrl: whats up, dude?
timeplace: How goes it, Miss LANENKAR?
timeplace: I'm just listening to some music rather loudly.
Hgrl: haven't heard from you in a freakin long time...ehh, not to shabby!
timeplace: Much to the chagrine of my copatriots, I'm sure.
Hgrl: musik?
Hgrl: ha ha
Hgrl: alas that your compatriots cannot understand your enjoyment of
loud music
Hgrl: hee
timeplace: I shall smite them.
timeplace: How've you bee, girl?
timeplace: been
Hgrl: ooh! Smiting? How i wish i could help. good, pretty much.
Hgrl: blah blah, school, work, blah blah. kind of boring, you know?
Hgrl: except for the school sucking part
Hgrl: and you?
timeplace: A lot.
timeplace: haha
timeplace: School, mostly, though.
timeplace: I lost a bunch of weight.
timeplace: About two years ago.
Hgrl: baby fat! yeah, and i gained weight when i went to
college...not much tho :'(
Hgrl: ah well, i can dream, someday!
Hgrl: good to hear. are you happy with it?
timeplace: The weight-loss or school?
Hgrl: uh, both? either? brain is on a short circuit today, sorry
timeplace: No prob.
timeplace: I've been a lot healthier since I lost the weight.
timeplace: My asthma is just about gone.
timeplace: I only feel it when I biek ride for long distances..
timeplace: bike
timeplace: And, school is the suck.
timeplace: i love education.
timeplace: But bureaucracy is a fucking joke.
timeplace: How about you?
timeplace: Liked the gained weight and school?
Hgrl: hmm. gained weight is nice...didn't gain more than a few pounds, i walk for
exercise...bureaucracy is a fucking joke here too. have urgent desire to pull a "postal" on all the people in the admin building
Hgrl: irritating bastards
timeplace: The admin people here are ok..
timeplace: They just have shitty rules to follow.
Hgrl: ohh. proceedures, eh?
timeplace: Yeah, I've got a procedure for them..
timeplace: It involves grasping the neck and pulling hard enough to remove
their heads from their asses.
Hgrl: wow, that is a GREAT description of the surgical proceedure they'll need, but are you sure their craniums aren't too far "up there"
timeplace: haha
Hgrl: i would think that it would just be better to sink their feet in concrete and chuck them off a pier, mob-style!
Hgrl: tee hee hee hee
timeplace: Yessir...
timeplace: What're you thining?
timeplace: thinking
Hgrl: hmm i'm thinking i hate programming
Hgrl: oh, and it's beat sc week, so the bonfire is tomorrow!
Hgrl: we're gonna get WHUPPED at the football game...ha ha
timeplace: USC?
timeplace: Well, goodluck regardless.
Hgrl: ha ha, we'll so need it
Hgrl: i hope that we don't get too badly killed, but i'm not making
any bets... thanks
Hgrl: what are you up to?
timeplace: I'm chatting it up with a few people...
timeplace: And Glen called me..
Hgrl: ah! i was talking to glen earlier
timeplace: Weird.
timeplace: what'd you two talk about?
Hgrl: how sucky finals were going to be, and my christmas season job at robinsons may
timeplace: Oh shittttt
timeplace: That is going to suck.
Hgrl: it will? oh, i HOPE not...
Hgrl: drats
timeplace: Well...the shopping rush can be hectic..
timeplace: Are you working in sales?
Hgrl: yeah.
timeplace: A lot of irate cuystomers.
timeplace: You're luck you're not in returns.
Hgrl: i've worked at disney during the holidays...how much worse could it be?
Hgrl: people get all grouchy if they don't get their food in like five
minutes
timeplace: ahahaha
Hgrl: graaaa!
Hgrl: heh
timeplace: What's your major?
Hgrl: cognitive psychology
timeplace: No shit?
Hgrl: they didn't offer environmental science/justice
Hgrl: yeah
Hgrl: it's pretty cool stuff
timeplace: You should head up here, then.
Hgrl: diseases and everything. where is here?
timeplace: Environmental sciences is a huge program.
Hgrl: DOH
timeplace: Santa Cruz.
Hgrl: ahhh, yeah, i heard that
Hgrl: heh, lots of "hippies"
timeplace: I guesss.
Hgrl: some funny stories from my sailing friends there
timeplace: Tell me one.
Hgrl: about a friend of hers living behind a marijuana patch in the woods, in a tent!
Hgrl: ha ha
Hgrl: or the people who don't bathe...hee
Hgrl: man, you see that around finals here, nobody cares what they
look like, as long as they PASS!
timeplace: I hear that.
Hgrl: heh
Hgrl: so what are you studying there in beautiful santa cruz?
timeplace: Modern Literature and Philosophy.
Hgrl: oooooooo
Hgrl: i took philosophy last quarter--all about descartes
Hgrl: interesting theories the professor had
timeplace: Awesome. How'd you like it.
Hgrl: he was fun!
timeplace: ?
Hgrl: kinda crazy, but fun. name of almog (the prof for phil 7)
timeplace: Interesting.
Hgrl: short balding french dude
timeplace: hahah
timeplace: Awesome..
Hgrl: and if you sat in the front row, he'd use you for an example
Hgrl: (i sat in the front row)
Hgrl: ha ha ha
timeplace: ahahahha
timeplace: Sounds like Giannetti.
Hgrl: had any crazy profs?
Hgrl: ohoooo!
timeplace: A few...
Hgrl: haa
timeplace: Hey..when are you coming home?
Hgrl: uhh, after the 17th of this month
Hgrl: until the 2nd of january
timeplace: We should hang out.
timeplace: Woudl you like to?
Hgrl: sure!
Hgrl: when does your school get out?
timeplace: I am coming home saturday.
timeplace: The 4th
Hgrl: aw, lucky dog!
Hgrl: our school is so fucked up, we don't get to go home until way later than everyone else
Hgrl: ridiculous
timeplace: That's shitty.
timeplace: UCLA is harsh.
Hgrl: no, just stupid, for some reason they moved the start of school way back
Hgrl: it started in october, really
Hgrl: dinged admin
Hgrl: crazy nutters, the lot of them
timeplace: Of course...
timeplace: sounds like they could
use some love sometimes, though.
Hgrl: hmm
Hgrl: like, cookies?
Hgrl: poisoned cookies?
timeplace: ahahaha
timeplace: Yes,
Hgrl: hee hee hee
Hgrl: sorry, internet crapped out on me there
timeplace: It's cool.
timeplace: How do you like UCLA?
timeplace: Do you live on-campus or at home?
Hgrl: love it
Hgrl: on campus--ha ha, you'll never guess wehre
timeplace: Where?
Hgrl: blab, where
Hgrl: in a sorority house! ha!
Hgrl: it's the "non-sorority" sorority
timeplace: ahahah
Hgrl: with freako's like me in it!
Hgrl: hee
Hgrl: muaaha ha ha
timeplace: haha
Hgrl: i have a great time...getting into all sorts of trouble...hookah bars, running around at odd hours of the day and night...
timeplace: haha
timeplace: Hookah bars = trouble?!
timeplace: Were you smoking Mary Jane or something?
Hgrl: ha ha, no, just flavored tobacco!
Hgrl: all the illicit fun (absinth, etc) was had during the summer
Hgrl: O:-)
timeplace: ahahah
timeplace: Fair enough.
timeplace: What other kinds of illicit fun?
timeplace: STREAKING>!>>!>!2
Hgrl: aiee, if someone rings the doorbell upstairs one more time, i'm gonna pull the can of whup ass out...ha ha ha, no streaking!
Hgrl: annual undie run tho!
timeplace: Actually, that was a friend of mine, but we'll get into that at another date.
Hgrl: every finals week!
Hgrl: ha ha ha ha
timeplace: Crazy.
Hgrl: booze, booze, pot, booze, absinth, and oh, hookah
timeplace: We have a naked run on the first day of rain.
Hgrl: ha ha ha theres my laundry list!
Hgrl: REALLY!
Hgrl: aw, dude, i SO would do that shit!
Hgrl: ha haaaa
Hgrl: have you done it?
Hgrl: where does it go?
Hgrl: i don't think the lapd would like it if we did that here
timeplace: I was going to, but at the time I was gettign ready for bed.
Hgrl: awww
Hgrl: shucks
timeplace: It goes form one end of campus to the toher.
timeplace: from-typo
Hgrl: major opporunity missed there, bud
Hgrl: ha ha
Hgrl: sounds like a marathon
timeplace: Oh, I know.
timeplace: It is.
Hgrl: oh dear, you have to be in shape for that, i suppose
Hgrl: ah well, by spring, i'm sure i will be for the undie run!
Hgrl: that and midnight yell
Hgrl: allright, time for hw...ttyl?
timeplace: Re-caffeination?
Auto response from Hgrl: Time for
Re-Caffination. Blood-caffeine levels
have become dangerously low!
timeplace: You so crazy.
Hgrl: of course!
Hgrl: when one runs out of caffeine, one gets more...
Hgrl: if one is up late at night
timeplace: I don't drink caffeine...
Hgrl: ah? i usually just drink the uncaffinated crap we have upstairs in
the kitchen, add lots of sugar, and claim its "caffeine"
Hgrl: i only use the good stuff for really desperate situations
timeplace: Fair enough.
timeplace: What courses are you taking this quarter?
Hgrl: hmm, programming in lisp,
Hgrl: spanish history
Hgrl: environmental policy in the usa
timeplace:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=st
ory&cid=514&e=8&u=/ap/20041201/ap_o
n_fe_st/urinal_art
Hgrl: and psych 100a
Hgrl: wassis?
timeplace: A link to an interesting
news article.
timeplace: hahah
Hgrl: oooh
timeplace: It's about modern art.
Hgrl: hey, guess what?!?
timeplace: Chicken butt?
Hgrl: they started distributing the onion at our school. ha ha , no
timeplace: No shit?
timeplace: That's awesome.
timeplace: I read it online just about every week.
Hgrl: yeah, but the pimpest part is that its just as popular as our SCHOOL paper!
timeplace: ahahah
timeplace: That is the shit.
timeplace: i remember readin The Onion during Henderson's class, after I'd finished the classwork.
timeplace: hahahaha
Hgrl: hee
Hgrl: i remember doing similar things
Hgrl: ooh, ever been to fark.com?
timeplace: Yes'm.
Hgrl: ohh, dude, that article is the pimp ass shit
Hgrl: ha ha, i remember studying that thing!
Hgrl: the upside down pisser!
timeplace: hahah
timeplace: I remember reading about those two asian borthers who go around
defiling "modern art" and how they pissed in it.
Hgrl: hee, really? that's hilarious!
timeplace: Serioulsy.
timeplace: Seriously.
timeplace: It's brilliant.
timeplace: I would love to defile art.
timeplace: "art"
timeplace: Whatever.
timeplace: haha
timeplace: Hey, I think I'm going to drop the bomb.
Hgrl: some of it is just crap, i think
timeplace: I'll see you later on; take
care and good morning.
Hgrl: but it's amusing crap
Hgrl: allright! good morning!
Good stuff.