Thursday, December 02, 2004

High School Homie Reunions!

Okay, have not talked to this homie in practically forever! So, with no further ado, our conversation on the frustrations of life:

Hgrl: hey marc!

timeplace
: Howdy.

Hgrl: whats up, dude?

timeplace
: How goes it, Miss LANENKAR?

timeplace: I'm just listening to some music rather loudly.

Hgrl: haven't heard from you in a freakin long time...ehh, not to shabby!

timeplace
: Much to the chagrine of my copatriots, I'm sure.

Hgrl: musik?

Hgrl
: ha ha

Hgrl
: alas that your compatriots cannot understand your enjoyment of
loud music


Hgrl
: hee

timeplace
: I shall smite them.

timeplace: How've you bee, girl?

timeplace: been

Hgrl: ooh! Smiting? How i wish i could help. good, pretty much.

Hgrl
: blah blah, school, work, blah blah. kind of boring, you know?

Hgrl
: except for the school sucking part

Hgrl
: and you?

timeplace
: A lot.

timeplace: haha

timeplace: School, mostly, though.

timeplace: I lost a bunch of weight.

timeplace: About two years ago.

Hgrl: baby fat! yeah, and i gained weight when i went to
college...not much tho
:'(

Hgrl: ah well, i can dream, someday!

Hgrl
: good to hear. are you happy with it?

timeplace
: The weight-loss or school?

Hgrl: uh, both? either? brain is on a short circuit today, sorry

timeplace
: No prob.

timeplace: I've been a lot healthier since I lost the weight.

timeplace: My asthma is just about gone.

timeplace: I only feel it when I biek ride for long distances..

timeplace: bike

timeplace: And, school is the suck.

timeplace: i love education.

timeplace: But bureaucracy is a fucking joke.

timeplace: How about you?

timeplace: Liked the gained weight and school?

Hgrl: hmm. gained weight is nice...didn't gain more than a few pounds, i walk for
exercise...bureaucracy is a fucking joke here too. have urgent desire to pull a "postal" on all the people in the admin building


Hgrl
: irritating bastards

timeplace
: The admin people here are ok..

timeplace: They just have shitty rules to follow.

Hgrl: ohh. proceedures, eh?

timeplace
: Yeah, I've got a procedure for them..

timeplace: It involves grasping the neck and pulling hard enough to remove
their heads from their asses.


Hgrl: wow, that is a GREAT description of the surgical proceedure they'll need, but are you sure their craniums aren't too far "up there"

timeplace
: haha

Hgrl: i would think that it would just be better to sink their feet in concrete and chuck them off a pier, mob-style!

Hgrl
: tee hee hee hee

timeplace
: Yessir...

timeplace: What're you thining?

timeplace: thinking

Hgrl: hmm i'm thinking i hate programming

Hgrl
: oh, and it's beat sc week, so the bonfire is tomorrow!

Hgrl
: we're gonna get WHUPPED at the football game...ha ha

timeplace
: USC?

timeplace: Well, goodluck regardless.

Hgrl: ha ha, we'll so need it

Hgrl
: i hope that we don't get too badly killed, but i'm not making
any bets... thanks


Hgrl
: what are you up to?

timeplace
: I'm chatting it up with a few people...

timeplace: And Glen called me..

Hgrl: ah! i was talking to glen earlier

timeplace
: Weird.

timeplace: what'd you two talk about?

Hgrl: how sucky finals were going to be, and my christmas season job at robinsons may

timeplace
: Oh shittttt

timeplace: That is going to suck.

Hgrl: it will? oh, i HOPE not...

Hgrl
: drats

timeplace
: Well...the shopping rush can be hectic..

timeplace: Are you working in sales?

Hgrl: yeah.

timeplace
: A lot of irate cuystomers.

timeplace: You're luck you're not in returns.

Hgrl: i've worked at disney during the holidays...how much worse could it be?

Hgrl
: people get all grouchy if they don't get their food in like five
minutes

timeplace
: ahahaha

Hgrl: graaaa!

Hgrl
: heh

timeplace
: What's your major?

Hgrl: cognitive psychology

timeplace
: No shit?

Hgrl: they didn't offer environmental science/justice

Hgrl
: yeah

Hgrl
: it's pretty cool stuff

timeplace
: You should head up here, then.

Hgrl: diseases and everything. where is here?

timeplace
: Environmental sciences is a huge program.

Hgrl: DOH

timeplace
: Santa Cruz.

Hgrl: ahhh, yeah, i heard that

Hgrl
: heh, lots of "hippies"

timeplace
: I guesss.

Hgrl: some funny stories from my sailing friends there

timeplace
: Tell me one.

Hgrl: about a friend of hers living behind a marijuana patch in the woods, in a tent!

Hgrl
: ha ha

Hgrl
: or the people who don't bathe...hee

Hgrl
: man, you see that around finals here, nobody cares what they
look like, as long as they PASS!

timeplace
: I hear that.

Hgrl: heh

Hgrl
: so what are you studying there in beautiful santa cruz?

timeplace
: Modern Literature and Philosophy.

Hgrl: oooooooo

Hgrl
: i took philosophy last quarter--all about descartes

Hgrl
: interesting theories the professor had

timeplace
: Awesome. How'd you like it.

Hgrl: he was fun!

timeplace
: ?

Hgrl: kinda crazy, but fun. name of almog (the prof for phil 7)

timeplace
: Interesting.

Hgrl: short balding french dude

timeplace
: hahah

timeplace: Awesome..

Hgrl: and if you sat in the front row, he'd use you for an example

Hgrl
: (i sat in the front row)

Hgrl
: ha ha ha

timeplace
: ahahahha

timeplace: Sounds like Giannetti.

Hgrl: had any crazy profs?

Hgrl
: ohoooo!

timeplace
: A few...

Hgrl: haa

timeplace
: Hey..when are you coming home?

Hgrl: uhh, after the 17th of this month

Hgrl
: until the 2nd of january

timeplace
: We should hang out.

timeplace: Woudl you like to?

Hgrl: sure!

Hgrl
: when does your school get out?

timeplace
: I am coming home saturday.

timeplace: The 4th

Hgrl: aw, lucky dog!

Hgrl
: our school is so fucked up, we don't get to go home until way later than everyone else

Hgrl
: ridiculous

timeplace
: That's shitty.

timeplace: UCLA is harsh.

Hgrl: no, just stupid, for some reason they moved the start of school way back

Hgrl
: it started in october, really

Hgrl
: dinged admin

Hgrl
: crazy nutters, the lot of them

timeplace
: Of course...

timeplace: sounds like they could
use some love sometimes, though.


Hgrl: hmm

Hgrl
: like, cookies?

Hgrl
: poisoned cookies?

timeplace
: ahahaha

timeplace: Yes,

Hgrl: hee hee hee

Hgrl
: sorry, internet crapped out on me there

timeplace
: It's cool.

timeplace: How do you like UCLA?

timeplace: Do you live on-campus or at home?

Hgrl: love it

Hgrl
: on campus--ha ha, you'll never guess wehre

timeplace
: Where?

Hgrl: blab, where

Hgrl
: in a sorority house! ha!

Hgrl
: it's the "non-sorority" sorority

timeplace
: ahahah

Hgrl: with freako's like me in it!

Hgrl
: hee

Hgrl
: muaaha ha ha

timeplace
: haha

Hgrl: i have a great time...getting into all sorts of trouble...hookah bars, running around at odd hours of the day and night...

timeplace
: haha

timeplace: Hookah bars = trouble?!

timeplace: Were you smoking Mary Jane or something?

Hgrl: ha ha, no, just flavored tobacco!

Hgrl
: all the illicit fun (absinth, etc) was had during the summer

Hgrl
: O:-)

timeplace: ahahah

timeplace: Fair enough.

timeplace: What other kinds of illicit fun?

timeplace: STREAKING>!>>!>!2

Hgrl: aiee, if someone rings the doorbell upstairs one more time, i'm gonna pull the can of whup ass out...ha ha ha, no streaking!

Hgrl
: annual undie run tho!

timeplace
: Actually, that was a friend of mine, but we'll get into that at another date.

Hgrl: every finals week!

Hgrl
: ha ha ha ha

timeplace
: Crazy.

Hgrl: booze, booze, pot, booze, absinth, and oh, hookah

timeplace
: We have a naked run on the first day of rain.

Hgrl: ha ha ha theres my laundry list!

Hgrl
: REALLY!

Hgrl
: aw, dude, i SO would do that shit!

Hgrl
: ha haaaa

Hgrl
: have you done it?

Hgrl
: where does it go?

Hgrl
: i don't think the lapd would like it if we did that here

timeplace
: I was going to, but at the time I was gettign ready for bed.

Hgrl: awww

Hgrl
: shucks

timeplace
: It goes form one end of campus to the toher.

timeplace: from-typo

Hgrl: major opporunity missed there, bud

Hgrl
: ha ha

Hgrl
: sounds like a marathon

timeplace
: Oh, I know.

timeplace: It is.

Hgrl: oh dear, you have to be in shape for that, i suppose

Hgrl
: ah well, by spring, i'm sure i will be for the undie run!

Hgrl
: that and midnight yell

Hgrl
: allright, time for hw...ttyl?

timeplace
: Re-caffeination?



Auto response from Hgrl: Time for
Re-Caffination. Blood-caffeine levels
have become dangerously low!




timeplace
: You so crazy.

Hgrl: of course!

Hgrl
: when one runs out of caffeine, one gets more...

Hgrl
: if one is up late at night

timeplace
: I don't drink caffeine...

Hgrl: ah? i usually just drink the uncaffinated crap we have upstairs in
the kitchen, add lots of sugar, and claim its "caffeine"


Hgrl
: i only use the good stuff for really desperate situations

timeplace
: Fair enough.

timeplace: What courses are you taking this quarter?

Hgrl: hmm, programming in lisp,

Hgrl
: spanish history

Hgrl
: environmental policy in the usa

timeplace
:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=st
ory&cid=514&e=8&u=/ap/20041201/ap_o
n_fe_st/urinal_art


Hgrl: and psych 100a

Hgrl
: wassis?

timeplace
: A link to an interesting
news article.

timeplace: hahah

Hgrl: oooh

timeplace
: It's about modern art.

Hgrl: hey, guess what?!?

timeplace
: Chicken butt?

Hgrl: they started distributing the onion at our school. ha ha , no

timeplace
: No shit?

timeplace: That's awesome.

timeplace: I read it online just about every week.

Hgrl: yeah, but the pimpest part is that its just as popular as our SCHOOL paper!

timeplace
: ahahah

timeplace: That is the shit.

timeplace: i remember readin The Onion during Henderson's class, after I'd finished the classwork.

timeplace: hahahaha

Hgrl: hee

Hgrl
: i remember doing similar things

Hgrl
: ooh, ever been to fark.com?

timeplace
: Yes'm.

Hgrl: ohh, dude, that article is the pimp ass shit

Hgrl
: ha ha, i remember studying that thing!

Hgrl
: the upside down pisser!

timeplace
: hahah

timeplace: I remember reading about those two asian borthers who go around
defiling "modern art" and how they pissed in it.


Hgrl: hee, really? that's hilarious!

timeplace
: Serioulsy.

timeplace: Seriously.

timeplace: It's brilliant.

timeplace: I would love to defile art.

timeplace: "art"

timeplace: Whatever.

timeplace: haha

timeplace: Hey, I think I'm going to drop the bomb.

Hgrl: some of it is just crap, i think

timeplace
: I'll see you later on; take
care and good morning.


Hgrl: but it's amusing crap

Hgrl
: allright! good morning!

Good stuff.

Bleh, life. It sucketh...MONKEY BUTT!

Some more insanity with the sister...my life has not been terribly interesting, really.

Hgrl: guess what time it is....

Hgrl
: time for DARCY!!!!!

Asailor
: pride and prejedice?

Asailor: i am just finishing my spanish essay

Asailor: it sucks monkey butthole

Hgrl: darcy the DRAGON, dude

Hgrl
: oohooo hooo hoo!

Hgrl
: fuck, where's my darcy the dragon?~?

Asailor
: ohhh

Asailor: i just finished my essay:-)

Asailor: yay

Asailor: now i can go nap at jon's

Hgrl: aw, good girl

Hgrl
: allright, sleep well, hey, send me the xmas

Hgrl
: songs when you get the chance?

Hgrl
: i can't find mine

Hgrl
: for some dumb reason

Hgrl
: shiiiit

Hgrl
: they're all on dad's compy

Asailor
: im not at home

Asailor: oh

Asailor: tell him to send them

Hgrl: okay

Hgrl
: whenever he's online

Asailor
: yea

Asailor: mk

Asailor: NAPIME!!!

Asailor: yeaaaa, baby

Hgrl: hee hee