Beach and Chicken Days...

Ahh, a New post. Spent yesterday nattering around, visiting the beach (only $1.50!) with Julie, playing frisbee (I suck) and walking around, getting my pants all sandy. Also whizzed through the 3rd Street Promenade to look for a black dress--no luck.

Actually, the day started out kinda funny, with an AIM conversation between me and the Douche at like 2am-ish:
i m the patient: haha your spelling of
bureaucracy in your profile is endearing

i m the patient: i love it when people cant
spell that word

i m the patient: which is always

i m the patient: because its a needlessly complicated word

Hgrl: exactly

Hgrl: why else do you think i spelled it wrong?

Hgrl: the essence of the word IS needlessly complicated

i m the patient: i love it

i m the patient: its such poetic justice

i m the patient: that a word that means a needlessly complicated system is spelled, in fact,
needlessly complicatedly

Hgrl: ha ha ha ha ha, i don't even know if THAT makes sense!

i m the patient: oh you watch

i m the patient: i will beat it into you

i m the patient: painfully

Hgrl: okay, dang

i m the patient: bureaucracy: a word used to describe a system that involves unnecessary
members

Hgrl: beaurocracy?

Hgrl: ohhh, bureaucracy

i m the patient: bureaucracy, as a construct of characters known as letters, includes a lot of
unnecessary members

Hgrl: bureaucracy: a word with a far to lengthy definition

i m the patient: its so poetic

i m the patient: that the construction of the word is in line with the definition of the word

Hgrl: isn't it? and i still can't spell it

i m the patient: it doesnt matter

i m the patient: nobody can

i m the patient: thats why i love it when its misspelled

i m the patient: irony is that i might have just misspelled misspelled

i m the patient: but im not sure

Hgrl: misspelled?

Hgrl: i don't THINK so...

i m the patient: well

i m the patient: it would have been ironic anyway.

i m the patient: i think mispelled is the common ironic misspelling

Hgrl: "i think it would be iron-ic if
we were all made of iron"....red vs. green

Hgrl: ah yes

i m the patient: ...

i m the patient: lainey...

i m the patient: thats really cutting it close.

Hgrl: you HAVE seen red vs blue, right??

i m the patient: nope.

i m the patient: i am laaaazy

i m the patient: i saw it briefly with jay mencio

i m the patient: while he was working one night

i m the patient: but i havenot extensive experience

Hgrl: ahhh. yes. well. right. dang! GET EXPERIENCED!!

i m the patient: where do i find such treasures?

Hgrl: uhh, redversusblue.com?

Hgrl: or just google it

i m the patient: ahh

i m the patient: haha you dont know


So, Obviously neither of us can spell, or think...hee hee
Hgrl: i posted your picture on the web

i m the patient: you dork

Hgrl: hee hee

i m the patient: oh no

i m the patient: the hand one?

Hgrl: yup!

i m the patient: where!?

Hgrl: on my blog, I hope

Hgrl: i think

Hgrl: yeah

i m the patient: oh im lookin.

Hgrl: is it there?

i m the patient: oh dear

i m the patient: yes

i m the patient: that sucks about your tailbone

Hgrl: are they up there?

i m the patient: i broke my tailbone skateboarding freshman year of highschool and
gained like sixty pounds from not being active for the 9 months it was broken

i m the patient: yeah theys up

i m the patient: and my hideous visage is there too

Hgrl: holy crapoly!

Hgrl: ha, Hideous.

Hgrl: fat chance, you can't even SEE your visage!

i m the patient: well i mean i was growing... i did gain a few inches height so some it was just
growing weight... but there was much sitting around weight gained


Okay, then, after that conversation, I went to bed, thinking that I would wake up at 1230 and get ready for my 200pm meeting with Julie to go to the beach. Ha, yeah RIGHT. Stupid men wiring the house for DSL woke me up at 938 so they could work in our room!!! ARG! So I staggered out of bed, went downstairs with a blanket and pillow in my robe, and a book, and my cereal. Graah! Can you say, "Morning Glory"---in a purely sarcastic sense?

Ate my breakfast while the other lazy girls complained that they'd actually have to go INTO the kitchen to get food... Then adjourned to the living room for a read and nap. At 1230, Julie called and woke me up, would I like to have lunch with her? Sure. Hauled ass upstairs to actually TAKE a shower, etc. Had one of the wiring men comment that I was the most friendly person in the house/reminded him of his wife, with my book on the chair downstairs, reading. Ha HA Ha.

Then, to the beach...with lots of cookies. That was fun, I got more of my "Sense and Sensibility" read. Then, home to Julie's apartment for teriyaki chicken, couscous, salad and cider-sugar-concoction. Good times, we dragged Adam along and fed him for the first time that day. Fun! Her apartment is in HEINOUS need of decorations on the walls, however. Did I mention that it was completely bare? Yeek, it is. Lots of potential in all the "white space."

Otherwise, not much to report, really. And that's the honest truth.