Snails, String and silliness!

Krystle and the snails...


HWTEgrl: hee hee, we have a betting
pool now

HWTEgrl: how many snails we can
hatch by the end of the year

nothinggolden: ohhh, what's your guess?

HWTEgrl: 43

HWTEgrl: prime number.

nothinggolden: that's a resonably high
number, but you are there until june

nothinggolden: hehe

HWTEgrl: well, there's at least 23 i
can see right now...

HWTEgrl: some are still pretty tiny
right now

nothinggolden: maybe they willhave
offspring too!!!! :-)

HWTEgrl: lil fuckers (literally)
probably will!

HWTEgrl: got a bet?

nothinggolden: lets go for 68

nothinggolden: one less that 69, smybolic,
eh?

HWTEgrl: eheh heh heh

HWTEgrl: yeah, really

nothinggolden: lol, u didn't name them all
did ya?

HWTEgrl: well...no

nothinggolden: taht could be another
source of entertainment for like 3 days!

nothinggolden: maybe you could stay up
again! lol

HWTEgrl: trying to count the
snails...for three days?

nothinggolden: no, naming them all and
telling them apart!

HWTEgrl: oh, ha ha ha


Meanwhile...Juliana and the snails...


ABYCsailor: dude thats comedy

HWTEgrl: no, comedy is our betting
pool on the number of snails we'll
have by the end of the year

ABYCsailor: OOO

ABYCsailor: that's a GOOD betting
pool!

ABYCsailor: how many you got now?

ABYCsailor: i say 36

ABYCsailor: by the end of the year

HWTEgrl: fuck, lemme go count the
little buzzards

ABYCsailor: ahahahaha

HWTEgrl: 23 that i can see right now

ABYCsailor: damn they breed FAST

ABYCsailor: little fuckers (literally)

HWTEgrl: aha ha ha

HWTEgrl: lil self-fuckers actually

ABYCsailor: whoa, seriously?

ABYCsailor: dang, i guess they like
masterbation:-D

HWTEgrl: yup hermaphroditic

ABYCsailor: omigod thats comedy

ABYCsailor: ok, let me change my bet

ABYCsailor: i say 47

ABYCsailor: :-D

HWTEgrl: allrighty. fourty seven

ABYCsailor: teeheeheehee

HWTEgrl: krystle guessed 69

HWTEgrl: hee hee, git it?

ABYCsailor: AHHAHA

ABYCsailor: that's classic

HWTEgrl: heh


And Mark asks me for string...
djmarklove: do you have any string or
like wire?

HWTEgrl: string? umm...lemme check

HWTEgrl: no...i have duct tape?

djmarklove: hmm nah i dont think duct
tape will work

HWTEgrl: oh. waaaaah!

HWTEgrl: sorry!

djmarklove: :-(

djmarklove: Im fine, but kiron is really
pissed

HWTEgrl: uhoh. why?

djmarklove: because you have failed us
:-(

HWTEgrl: oh NO

HWTEgrl: *hides under rock*

djmarklove: you cant hide forever!

HWTEgrl: heyyy wait, we never had
string before....

HWTEgrl: well, we did, but angela
threatened hanging, so it vanished
somewhere...

djmarklove: I dunno. .. . kiron said you
would probably have string

djmarklove: that makes one of you a liar

HWTEgrl: never saw it after that

HWTEgrl: hey, don't asK ME...ask
angela

HWTEgrl: she's in the hall
somewhere

djmarklove: i think she is on the phone

HWTEgrl: ah, she reappeared

HWTEgrl: yeah, we have embroidery
thread

HWTEgrl: that'll do in a pinch, right?

djmarklove: hmm i dunno

HWTEgrl: *pinch!*

djmarklove: *screams like a little girl*


THEN, I get all excited about IM away messages:
Beleeve it or not i am aktually at klass tyring two git meself en edumacation.....lev a msage?
A decent pen: $2.99
Package of lined paper: $0.99
Knowing you have homework and "forgeting" about it: Priceless
To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research.
It's okay for students to ask dumb questions; they're easier to handle than dumb mistakes. Don't judge a book by it's movie
I am working hard... or am I hardly working?

I think of class as nap time with background noise.
Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

If it's too loud, you're too old!
Cranking the music up and blowing my eardrums out.
Blasting my music to see if I can wake the neighbors up, if I don't come back soon, they probably called the cops on me.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

I'm playing a video game, I'll be back when I run out of lives.
There's no such thing as too much video games.
I am currently skewing my perception of reality.
I'll be back when my fingers starts to hurt.

Yeah, it's been a good day!