Juliana Chat

ABYCsailor: YO YO YO

ABYCsailor: dude

HWTEgrl: HA

ABYCsailor: u wanna hear something
super funny?

HWTEgrl: okieee

ABYCsailor: last night i was drunk with
hooker

ABYCsailor: and we finished my bottle
of goldlager

HWTEgrl: uhoh

ABYCsailor: and then she's all

HWTEgrl: aha ha

ABYCsailor: "you know what you do with
an empty bottle of goldslager? put a
condom on it and fuck it!!"

ABYCsailor: OMG, GT's

HWTEgrl: OHOHOOO HO HO HO

ABYCsailor: i busted up

ABYCsailor: it was in my profile

ABYCsailor: but i just now took it down

HWTEgrl: i would've busted a nut...if
i HAD nuts

ABYCsailor: oh i busted a lung

HWTEgrl: po!

ABYCsailor: heehee

ABYCsailor: you read my profile?

ABYCsailor: plus i changed some of my
away messages

ABYCsailor: :-D

HWTEgrl: no, haven't will read it
rightaway

ABYCsailor: i like the first thing

ABYCsailor: 8-)

ABYCsailor: oh, oh yea

HWTEgrl: ah haa haa me too "what is
this SCHOOL crap?!?

ABYCsailor: exactly!!!!

ABYCsailor: seriusly

ABYCsailor: that's why it's in there

ABYCsailor: school shmool

HWTEgrl: heh heh

HWTEgrl: oooh, free nachos in the
lounge...

ABYCsailor: ooo

HWTEgrl: may have to go shark me
some of those

ABYCsailor: dude

ABYCsailor: id take all of 'em

ABYCsailor: i mean heck they're
freeO:-)

HWTEgrl: yeah....oooh, free food

HWTEgrl: i like that idea

ABYCsailor: yea, you cheap ass

HWTEgrl: i may have to desert you
for a bit

ABYCsailor: hahahahaha

HWTEgrl: not CHEAP...THRIFTY

HWTEgrl: (and hungry

ABYCsailor: what, you'd leave your
sister for mere FOOD??

ABYCsailor: lol

HWTEgrl: um, nachos? YEAH

HWTEgrl: like beer in the simpsons

HWTEgrl: "youd step over your own
MOTHER to get one!!"

ABYCsailor: bwahahha

HWTEgrl: allright, nacho raiding time.
i'll be back in a few

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Auto response from ABYCsailor: WOO
HOO, MY ROOMIE IS BAAAACK!!!

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HWTEgrl: hallo

HWTEgrl: say hi to ur roomie

HWTEgrl: haven't seen mine yet

HWTEgrl: oh well

ABYCsailor: my roomie says hi:-)

HWTEgrl: =D

ABYCsailor: hey, you name your fish?

HWTEgrl: hi to her! no

ABYCsailor: Boooooo!

ABYCsailor: you should call them Thing
1 and Thing 2

ABYCsailor: teehee

HWTEgrl: no, the bob and
bilgesucker

ABYCsailor: ooo, bilgesucker

ABYCsailor: that's a good one

HWTEgrl: HA HA HA HA HA

HWTEgrl: spur of the moment idea

ABYCsailor: you should totally name
one that

ABYCsailor: that's bomb diggity

HWTEgrl: oh yeah. that's now the
calico's name

ABYCsailor: heehee

HWTEgrl: the orange one is "the
bob"

ABYCsailor: you should call the OTHER
one bomb diggity

ABYCsailor: i can see it now...

ABYCsailor: "here we have bilgesucker
and bomb diggity"

HWTEgrl: the bob aka "bomb
diggity" ypu, that's a GREAT idea!!

ABYCsailor: oh, oh yea im a pro

HWTEgrl: ha ha ha

HWTEgrl: wow, i might have to put
that in my profile

ABYCsailor: you should

HWTEgrl: here we goooo

HWTEgrl: read! read!

ABYCsailor: AHHAHAHAH

ABYCsailor: dude that's classic

ABYCsailor: im going to put that in
mine too

ABYCsailor: :-D

ABYCsailor: teehee

HWTEgrl: teeHEEHEEHEE

ABYCsailor: dude thats comedy

HWTEgrl: no, comedy is our betting
pool on the number of snails we'll
have by the end of the year

ABYCsailor: OOO

ABYCsailor: that's a GOOD betting
pool!

ABYCsailor: how many you got now?

ABYCsailor: i say 36

ABYCsailor: by the end of the year

HWTEgrl: fuck, lemme go count the
little buzzards

ABYCsailor: ahahahaha

HWTEgrl: 23 that i can see right now

ABYCsailor: damn they breed FAST

ABYCsailor: little fuckers (literally)

HWTEgrl: aha ha ha

HWTEgrl: lil self-fuckers actually

ABYCsailor: whoa, seriously?

ABYCsailor: dang, i guess they like
masterbation:-D

HWTEgrl: yup hermaphroditic

ABYCsailor: omigod thats comedy

ABYCsailor: ok, let me change my bet

ABYCsailor: i say 47

ABYCsailor: :-D

HWTEgrl: allrighty. fourty seven

ABYCsailor: teeheeheehee

HWTEgrl: krystle guessed 69

HWTEgrl: hee hee, git it?

ABYCsailor: AHHAHA

ABYCsailor: that's classic

HWTEgrl: heh

ABYCsailor: ooo drinking at the SAE
house:-D

ABYCsailor: two nights in a row, baby!

HWTEgrl: have fun!

ABYCsailor: hey, i didn't say i was
gonna GO drink

ABYCsailor: im still sick remember?

HWTEgrl: ohhhhh. sorry

HWTEgrl: forgot you were...and
taking into account that you're usually
alkie

ABYCsailor: :-D

ABYCsailor: well, my kidneys kind of
hurt actually

ABYCsailor: isn't that bad?

HWTEgrl: oops. too much? maybe a
relapse of the mono?

HWTEgrl: yeah, that's BAD

ABYCsailor: O

ABYCsailor: ok, i guess not

HWTEgrl: if it continues, go see a
doc

ABYCsailor: ok

HWTEgrl: how do you know it's ur
kidneys?

HWTEgrl: problems going pee?

HWTEgrl: turning yellow?

ABYCsailor: i took anatomy stupid

ABYCsailor: duhhhh

ABYCsailor: my anatomy notes are AT
school with me

ABYCsailor: so i just looked it up

HWTEgrl: what about ur liver?

ABYCsailor: it hurt earlier

HWTEgrl: not kidneys. u turned
yellow yet?

ABYCsailor: but i went to lunch with
clark

HWTEgrl: oh.

ABYCsailor: and had something
healthy and felt better

HWTEgrl: hmm. hunger pains maybe

ABYCsailor: umm no

ABYCsailor: your liver is on the OTHER
side as your stomach

ABYCsailor: oy vey

HWTEgrl: huh. go bum a backrub
from someone

HWTEgrl: O:-)

ABYCsailor: iknoooow

ABYCsailor: clark's not here to give me
one

ABYCsailor: :'(

ABYCsailor: it hurts

HWTEgrl: waaaaaaaaah

HWTEgrl: lil bro around?

ABYCsailor: no he's in san jose

HWTEgrl: uhoh. man, sorry!

ABYCsailor: yea:-(

ABYCsailor: but he loved his christmas
present:-D

ABYCsailor: \

HWTEgrl: haw haw. good!