Easter Laughs!

Happy Easter everybody! Here are some more stellar quotes from the nut house (around here):


"I been a good kid! ...But I'm TIRED of being good."-mom on buying unhealthy cookiebun

"Use your flying fickle finger of fate."-mom
"Mom, I don't think that applies to french fries."-j
"Well, it applies to fingers!"-mom

"Your brain on thesis: sputter-sputter-DIE."-e to j

"You're running on synaptic FUMES!!!"-e to j
"You're just poppin' 'em out like butt babies."-e to t on her 'roll'

"210 in the afternoon--chase pigeons. 211 in the afternoon-feel infinite satisfaction."-t on daily agenda/list

"You're just blind-batshit-crazy-desperate."-t to e on jobsearching

"I'm a grassroots employed moocher bum!"-e

"That's how prostitutes should be--'Please have ticket and money ready, pull up to thighs.'"-t on parking lot pay booths

"I'll sack lunch YOUR cookie..."-t to e's teasing with sack of cookies.

“Wanna BOOT by proxy?!?”-Dad
*flings shoe at me*

“You can say you’re having pig testicles for your birthday dinner.”-dad
“Pig testicles?? How about pig bits?”-e
“how about sexual material from a male pig?!?”-mom
“Eeeew, gross mom!”-e
“Or just PIG BALLS!!”-mom

“Are you having a cow?”-e
“I’m having a cow, three elk, an elephant, and maybe a moose.”-t on computer failure

“Well, Phooey.”--e
“No, no, Phooey does not describe it. You say ‘fuck!’ when you stub your toe… Phooey is when you go to the market and they don’t have your favorite tea.”-t to e on how to appropriately apply swearwords to compys

“We need a new name for the lappy…”-e
“Heath Ledger lappy!”-t
“How about, Limón!??”-e
“Limón the lappy!”-t on new compy’s failure

“What about the other one…What’s it called, Broke Line lappy??”-E
“No, that one’s Sizzle…. Or maybe Caliente!”-T on old lappy (the Compaq)


Thankyou,comeagain!