A conversation with julz...

Asailor: hey, i got some bomb ass
reggae music

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Auto response from Hgrl: off
watchin basketball with cool access
peepz. bye now!

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Hgrl: u in bed?

Asailor: nah

Asailor: im doin hw

Hgrl: damn u! u should be in
beddd

Hgrl: oh, well...hw

Asailor: ehh

Asailor: actually, im a lot better than
before

Asailor: my voice just sounds shitty
cuz of my cough

Hgrl: i think i'm recovering...

Hgrl: or that could just be the
massive dayquil dose i took

Asailor: prolly the dayquil, dumbnut

Asailor: duhh

Hgrl: aww, i like dayquil

Hgrl: it worketh good

Asailor: dayquil is deceiving tho

Asailor: cuz you feel fine

Asailor: so then you go do MORE

Asailor: and get sicker:-P

Hgrl: oooh true

Hgrl: well, it was worth it

Hgrl: the b-ball game was fun

Hgrl: allright, hooker. i'll letcha
get back 2 work

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Auto response from Asailor:
ATTENTION: IT HAS BEEN
CONFIRMED!

THE SHIT HAS HIT THE
FAN!!

Code Red Code Red

The only thing that matters is homework. Save
yourself while you still can.

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And then MORE fun:


HWTEgrl: u doin hw?

ABYCsailor: yes

HWTEgrl: urg.

HWTEgrl: nevermind

ABYCsailor: y whats up

HWTEgrl: was gonna ask if ur going
to cal team race this weekend

ABYCsailor: nope

ABYCsailor: i hope you're not if you're still sick

HWTEgrl: doh

HWTEgrl: err, well...

HWTEgrl: eheh heh heh

HWTEgrl: O:-)

ABYCsailor: dude you're a dumbass

ABYCsailor: when you get back youre
gonna kick your OWN ass for being so dumb!

HWTEgrl: yeah, love you too

HWTEgrl: not like i have a choice

HWTEgrl: that one asshole guy on the
team is on probation, and i'm the only good enuff skipper to go

ABYCsailor: oh well for them

ABYCsailor: id still say fuck it

HWTEgrl: i'm feeling better tho

HWTEgrl: i think my wallowing for
three days cured most of it...

HWTEgrl: i hope

ABYCsailor: umm

ABYCsailor: dude

ABYCsailor: it's been a week for me and im STILL not over it

HWTEgrl: yow.

ABYCsailor: but i htink it hit me harder
than you

HWTEgrl: yeah. i don't have the
cough

HWTEgrl: and I'm bein real careful to
drink wa-wa

ABYCsailor: oh

ABYCsailor: i got the cough, and
everything

HWTEgrl: yow

HWTEgrl: no cough, just goo

ABYCsailor: oh i got it all

ABYCsailor: only now

ABYCsailor: i have this dope ass echinacea

ABYCsailor: man does it work

HWTEgrl: seriously, u sound like u
have the plague. yeah, so does small
amounts of vitamin c

HWTEgrl: i'd send you oranges if i
could

ABYCsailor: oh, i got that too

ABYCsailor: been takin it

HWTEgrl: good deal, good deal

HWTEgrl: allright, well, gotta go drink
more watah

ABYCsailor: mk

HWTEgrl: love u, get well

HWTEgrl: go to bed EARLY

HWTEgrl: booger!

ABYCsailor: yea yea

HWTEgrl: *gives julz the LAAAZY
eye*

HWTEgrl: OhhHohohhhhh. *drools*

HWTEgrl: popcorn time!