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Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Thou Shalt Read Them...And Follow Them...religiously, ha ha!

YEEEHEEEEHEEE! Oh my GOD. This is the funniest (*and most accurate*) thing I've seen in a really LONG while. Yikas. Tells you something about college life in america, doesn't it?

The Ten Commandments of College

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...in no particular order...UPDATED December 2009
* a canon digital camera, 8-10mgapxls
* a new INDUSTRIAL sewing machine!!!
* a fine gold chain
* a clear (borosilicate glass) teapot, larger (3-4 cup size)--find at Republic of Tea.
* charms for my charm bracelet
* a satori or cherry bark cast iron teapot.
* a new MP3 player (mine died)
* earbud headphones (for mp3 player)
* Grand Duchess Pattern Silver place settings
* Transformers, Pan's Labyrinth (in spanish), Finding Neverland, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz OR 2009/10 Sherlock Holmes DVDs
* Givenchy 'very irresistible' perfume, Chanel No. 5 or 'Chance' perfume, DKNY 'Apple' perfume, Shiseido 'Zen black' perfume, OR Dolce and Gabbana Citrus Scent (light blue box) usually 45$?
* wire saddlebags for bike (~$18 each) OR new bike rack over back wheel
* a rear view mirror that attaches to my helmet for my bike
* an entertaining tray like THIS. * A long-sleeved bike jersey
* THIS iced tea pitcher. (it's super cool)
* Trainspotting (the book) or From Far Away Manga #'s 8 thru. 14
* Anything from this list: Pattern making, t-shirt revival, altered clothing, OR sew subversive, Knitwear projects, Fabric transfers, OR alternation books
* This beautiful Ginko trivet.
* Ear Charms (found at Laguna Beach Sawdust Festival)
* tasteful or culturally interesting jewelry...or topaz stuff; look here for ideas. (I like Johanna Torell and Calico Juno).
* Tea Tree Soap!
* Victoria's V-neck Sweater Dress Here.
* Flowering teas--either THIS lychee one, or just the gift set (it's cheaper).
* Victoria's lace-trim sleep collection Here.
* You can also check my wishlists on Modcloth.com and Victoria's Secret.com for ideas. I like the clothes they have.
* IF YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE ME HAPPY: take me to the yardage store and pay for all my goodies. Best present EVER.
Just to give you a few ideas...
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Spam Poetry..creativity from the uncreative!
Thin Blue blog. Always interesting
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"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams

"Life is a disease, sexually transmitted and fatal." -Neil Gaiman

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” —Oscar Wilde

"Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future, without fear." -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." -Mark Twain

"Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense." -Douglas Adams

“One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes.” -Friedrich Nietzsche

“The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.” —Henry Stimson

“The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.”—Frank Herbert

“Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and still more the man who is indifferent to everything.”—Johann K. Lavater

"I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book." -Groucho Marx

"It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down shouting, 'Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the space-time-continuum!' or 'Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!'" -Terry Pratchett

"Repeat a lie often enough and people will believe it." -Josef Goebbels
(An evil man, but he WAS right- psychologically speaking...)

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Terry Pratchett
"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred." -Mahabharata

"There are very few problems that cannot be solved by orders ending with 'or die.'" -Alistair J.R. Young

"There's no grays, only white that's got grubby. I'm surprised you don't know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That's what sin is." -Terry Pratchett

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Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Thou Shalt Read Them...And Follow Them...religiously, ha ha!

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