I AM SO SCREWED! FUCKKKKK!

That said, here's some amusing stuff (too tired to format it):

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senorcow: hey buddy

HWTEgrl: hey

senorcow: i have decided that i am going to be in an asian boy band

HWTEgrl: eheh heh heh, and how did you come to THIS decision?

senorcow: i saw the yatta video

senorcow: have you seen it?

senorcow: it's absolutely spectacular

HWTEgrl: oh yeah, saw that sucker

HWTEgrl: at the 2nd sw premier

senorcow: whaaaaaaat?

senorcow: sw?

senorcow: i wish i knew more about them
because i so desperately want to join

HWTEgrl: star wars. HAHAHA

senorcow: that's what i thought, but it doesn't make any sense

senorcow: yatta has really absolutely
nothing to do with star wars

HWTEgrl: and the eigth member of
yatta is....

HWTEgrl: PANDA!

senorcow: really i have the look and the danceability

HWTEgrl: i know, the crazies in line
thought it was hilarious

HWTEgrl: so they counted down the hours until showtime by showing it every hour, on the hour

HWTEgrl: they had beach balls with the lyrics on them

senorcow: i just saw it today and i had an epiphany, i have to join

HWTEgrl: of course, there's the whole mostly-naked performing thing

HWTEgrl: with the leaf!

senorcow: i'm down with that

senorcow: i'm sure i look much better near
naked than they do

senorcow: eh? eh?

senorcow: alright crazy lady, i have to go
sleep off this mouth thing

senorcow: night

HWTEgrl: nigh!!

HWTEgrl: t!

senorcow: haha bye

HWTEgrl: ciao

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Panda makes me smile. Thank goodness someone does around here!