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With every moment of thy absence, I sit on a throne of pain, wearing a crown of blood

What creature would not die to sinfully explore every inch of thy rose-scented satin?

Oh heavenly love! Upon forbidden fruits, I long to sink my teeth. I the giver - You the taker

I, the predator within, rising from loins of animalistic lust at the gleam of thy radiant smile