Wednesday, September 03, 2003

I talk with the roomie again...

DeadlyDuckling L: get a life

HWTEgrl: me?

HWTEgrl
: awww, now, why would I
do that?


DeadlyDuckling L
: haha yea u

DeadlyDuckling L: its my being mean day

HWTEgrl: Pthbbbbt!

HWTEgrl
: :-P

HWTEgrl: oooh, how's this for being
mean?


HWTEgrl
: "what'd u do, jules? kill
something and shove it up your ass?"
-me

"you have a stench that decries
description." -me on jule's farts

"well, the air smells better around the
candle. I think it's burning all the
methane." -me


DeadlyDuckling L
: ok lets try another one

HWTEgrl: that was earlier this evening

HWTEgrl
: :-DO:-)

DeadlyDuckling L: hahahaha guess we
have the same mean cycle


HWTEgrl: damn straight, bizzzznitch!

DeadlyDuckling L
: so wat did u sorryass
do today?


HWTEgrl: it was just baaaaaad. um.
packed all my stuff for school, and
stuck it in the attic.


HWTEgrl
: am living on nothing. well,
underwear.


HWTEgrl
: and food

DeadlyDuckling L
: dont u have 2 more
weeks b4 moving in?


DeadlyDuckling L: wats the freaking
hurry


DeadlyDuckling L: ?

HWTEgrl: oh, and sleep too. what
did you do today? eheh.....yeah?


HWTEgrl
: I wanna go back to
SCHOOOOOOOL


DeadlyDuckling L
: i dont know i dont
remember things on my days off


HWTEgrl: ah, mental inertia

DeadlyDuckling L
: thats why i load up on
paper underwears when i go to china


HWTEgrl: no, u mean diapers

DeadlyDuckling L
: na dipers here r better

HWTEgrl: hmm. i haven't needed any
since i was 3, so....


HWTEgrl
: home is boring. mom nags
too much


DeadlyDuckling L
: well tell her to shut
the fuck up


DeadlyDuckling L: ohhh i forgot ur mom
speaks english


DeadlyDuckling L: i mena my mom does
too but if i speak tooooo fast she would
have no idea


HWTEgrl: that and i dance around
like a crazy frittered frog while
packing. it doesn't work. hey, how
do I say that in chinese?


DeadlyDuckling L
: say who in chinese?

HWTEgrl: uhhhh, "shutthefuckup"

DeadlyDuckling L
: bi zui

DeadlyDuckling L: i shall instruct u in
person


HWTEgrl: WHOHOOO! sweet

HWTEgrl
: so, beee zweeee?

DeadlyDuckling L
: tell her so long u dont
fill up the room w/ water for u to swim in,
she should be more than satisfied


DeadlyDuckling L: exactly

HWTEgrl: (phonetics=fucked up)
ah, u mean pee. right good. smart
idea


DeadlyDuckling L
: they sent me an email
asking me to be a move-in assistant


HWTEgrl: ohoho! say yes!

DeadlyDuckling L
: no i ment bee

DeadlyDuckling L: for the free Tshirt?

HWTEgrl: eheh, why the fuck not?

HWTEgrl
: not like you have anything
better to do, and there's free food


DeadlyDuckling L
: na.... i got wayy too
many through out the summer


DeadlyDuckling L: stfu

DeadlyDuckling L: i have a life

DeadlyDuckling L: but then i have to
draw stuff......


DeadlyDuckling L: me dont like
drawing...a


HWTEgrl: gee, fun

HWTEgrl
: u don't?

HWTEgrl
: something wrong with
you?


DeadlyDuckling L
: actually others dont
like my drawing


DeadlyDuckling L: something is wrong
w/ the others


HWTEgrl: fuck them. drawing's fun

DeadlyDuckling L
: they dont seem to
appreciate me


DeadlyDuckling L: including my mama

HWTEgrl: hmm, try "cayete, pinche
puta"


HWTEgrl
: to them

DeadlyDuckling L
: see the thing is i have
to go to a meeting from 10-12:30 on the
17th


DeadlyDuckling L: thats wat u do?

DeadlyDuckling L: i dont know if they
would let me go


DeadlyDuckling L: ohhhhh yea....
something even better, where the fuck am i
gonna put my car?/


HWTEgrl: eewww, fuck. urrr..no? i
have meeting 16th, and tne help on
fri-sun


DeadlyDuckling L
: see see

DeadlyDuckling L: se

DeadlyDuckling L: ee

DeadlyDuckling L: se

HWTEgrl: drive it off a cliff?

HWTEgrl
: hee hee hee j/k

DeadlyDuckling L
: hey hey i am getting
paid for that meeting, prob 10 bucks/ hr


DeadlyDuckling L: dont fuck them

HWTEgrl: no cliffs nearby. ooooooh.
will i get paid if i come with you?


DeadlyDuckling L
: u want a ride later or
not


DeadlyDuckling L: hahahana we can go
see


HWTEgrl: yeshO:-)

HWTEgrl: aha ha

HWTEgrl
: deal!

HWTEgrl
: as long as you let me get
out before you go over the edge


HWTEgrl
: :-Dha ha ha

DeadlyDuckling L
: oh yea... my
passenger side door isnt working so well
just so let u know


HWTEgrl: FUCK i'm SCREWED

DeadlyDuckling L
: a screwdriver might
help


HWTEgrl: how about a
sledghammer?


DeadlyDuckling L
: u gonna die

HWTEgrl: or the jaws of life?

HWTEgrl
: ehe heee hee hee
heeeeee!


HWTEgrl
: :-!

DeadlyDuckling L: no no no worse than
that


HWTEgrl: what could be worse?

DeadlyDuckling L
: as i said b4, i dont
think on my days off


DeadlyDuckling L: remind me later

HWTEgrl: right. engage brain at later
date. remind angela


HWTEgrl
: ok. gotcha

DeadlyDuckling L
: hahahhaha

DeadlyDuckling L: anything new?

DeadlyDuckling L: i bought rubberband
for my hair today


HWTEgrl: ummm, i know how to say
"fuckyou" in chinese? ummm. oh, saw
my aunt yesterday. oh really? is it the
shooting kind?


HWTEgrl
: cuz if so, we're going to
have rubber band wars


HWTEgrl
: *zing!*

HWTEgrl
: ;-)

DeadlyDuckling L: i will give u the ones
for my braces for shooting


DeadlyDuckling L: how do u say fuck u in
chinese?


HWTEgrl: bi zui

HWTEgrl
: i fast learner!

HWTEgrl
: and in spanish???

HWTEgrl
: i love chatting with my
aunt. she fed us teeth-rot-inducing
yellow cake with chocolate/peanut
butter cup crumble icing


DeadlyDuckling L
: bi zui is stfu not fuck
u


DeadlyDuckling L: yummy.....

HWTEgrl: ehhh. so what's fuck you?

DeadlyDuckling L
: drolling....

DeadlyDuckling L: we dont say fuck u

DeadlyDuckling L: we say fuck your mom

HWTEgrl: oh. that's interesting.
whoo! thatsa ouchie


HWTEgrl
: i'm sure i have a cavity
already...


DeadlyDuckling L
: oh so u mean she feed
u up so u will bi zui so u wont talk too
much and actually listen to her?


HWTEgrl: MmmmmmmMmmmm.
damn skippy by me. she can do that
anytime


HWTEgrl
: she talks a mile aminute
anyhows


DeadlyDuckling L
: hahahaa

DeadlyDuckling L: man i need a life

DeadlyDuckling L: buying rubberbands
dont cut it


HWTEgrl: so buy....socks!

HWTEgrl
: or underwear.

HWTEgrl
: that always helps

DeadlyDuckling L
: shit man i bought
wayyyyyy too many of those


DeadlyDuckling L: there is enough for my
kids


HWTEgrl: as it says on
homestarrunnter.com: You will avoid
doing laundry and buy more socks


HWTEgrl
: Hee hee hee! no laundry
for you!


DeadlyDuckling L
: u r just lazy

HWTEgrl: no, just so busy, I don't
do laundry much...ok, lazy


DeadlyDuckling L
: ah hum...

DeadlyDuckling L: hum

HWTEgrl: well, i dunno what the fuck
ur askin me about a life, cuz i don't
fuckin have one either!


DeadlyDuckling L
: hahah come and see
ur future roommie then


HWTEgrl: in short, in short, we're the
suckiest, suckers that ever sucked.
ohhh, sounds like fun. Are you busy
next monday or tuesday?


HWTEgrl
: god damn, remind ME to
engage my brain, wouldja?


DeadlyDuckling L
: hey my
coworker/friend/who also goes to ucla
said AEPi is a jewish fratenity?


DeadlyDuckling L: remind me tmr
remember?


HWTEgrl: used to be.

HWTEgrl
: oh, right.

HWTEgrl
: we're pretty short...if my
typing above is correct


HWTEgrl
: how the fuck do you get
shorter than short?


DeadlyDuckling L
: cuz i am short
remember?


HWTEgrl: not that short!

HWTEgrl
: *walks around with squirt
gun threatening all those who
demean roomie as short*


HWTEgrl
: shi-neh!

DeadlyDuckling L
: shit man i need to go
buy a raincoat then


HWTEgrl: me too

HWTEgrl: :-[O:-)

DeadlyDuckling L: u really have a squiret
gun comes in handy?


HWTEgrl: hmmm. lessee...i think its a
supersoaker


DeadlyDuckling L: the fuck....

DeadlyDuckling L: is that why u picked
the room right next to the toilet?


DeadlyDuckling L: u know how to skate
right?


HWTEgrl: easy refilling station.

HWTEgrl
: some yes.

HWTEgrl
: i also have a lightsaber

HWTEgrl
: but people would look at
me funny if I attacked them with that.


DeadlyDuckling L
: if i bring my
skateboard, would u make sure i wont die?


HWTEgrl: ;-)aha ha yeah

HWTEgrl
: as long as i don't kill myself
first


HWTEgrl
: :-Dwheeeeeeeee

DeadlyDuckling L
: hahahah last friday
was john williams nite and some kids
brought a lightsabers and waved it around
while star war was playing


HWTEgrl: oh boy. at a classical
concert? I mean, i can understand at
the movie premiere night....


HWTEgrl
: wierdoes

HWTEgrl
: (so speaks one who
dresses up with homies for the
premieres)


HWTEgrl
: O:-)

DeadlyDuckling L: u call starwars
classical?


HWTEgrl: have you ever done that.
Well, the music is orchestrated that
way, yes. Hey, i've played it, ok?


HWTEgrl
: just cuz its a soundtrack,
doesn't make it not music....tho
sometimes soundtrack music sucs


HWTEgrl
: :-\like, real bad

DeadlyDuckling L
: done wat? bring
lightsabers? no, playing in an orchestra?
yes


HWTEgrl: aha! what instrument
do/did you play?


DeadlyDuckling L
: watching ppl playing
starwar and waving around light saber,
yes


HWTEgrl: aha ha

DeadlyDuckling L
: violin

HWTEgrl: aha! you too?

HWTEgrl
: hurray! how many years?
(more than me, prolly)


DeadlyDuckling L
: hahah 2

DeadlyDuckling L: i was forced

HWTEgrl: ewww. my sister was too.
she played for three years. I'm still
playing


HWTEgrl
: i was forced into piano for
a year


HWTEgrl
: uck uck uck

DeadlyDuckling L
: and by the time i
transfered to belmont and found out they
had no orchestra i quit


DeadlyDuckling L: i was forced to play
the keyboard for i think 6 yrs


DeadlyDuckling L: but that when i was
really lil so it had no danmage on my brain
watsoever


HWTEgrl: my hs din't have orch, so I
played in the pit orch. for all the
school musicals


HWTEgrl
: aww, gee thanks.

HWTEgrl
: you make me sound like
such a sick fucko


DeadlyDuckling L
: u r not??

HWTEgrl: aww, stfu!

HWTEgrl
: don't rub it in, hey?

DeadlyDuckling L
: angela has scored
anther 2 points on her being mean day


HWTEgrl: *elaine dances around
flashing the "i'm #1" sign*


HWTEgrl
: ...twice

HWTEgrl
: :-D

HWTEgrl: ohh, something for you to
ridicule me for: i write fanfiction too!


DeadlyDuckling L
: angela sighs

HWTEgrl: ha ha HA ha ha

DeadlyDuckling L
: hey wats ur OFFICIAl
major?


HWTEgrl: poly sci.

HWTEgrl
: you? (do you even have
one, besides "do you want
...err...rice with that?" hee hee


HWTEgrl
: )

DeadlyDuckling L
: fuck u

DeadlyDuckling L: hahahaah

DeadlyDuckling L: i aint got one yet

HWTEgrl: :-Dkinda hard to do. ah. i
still have to declare mine, but i know
what it is


DeadlyDuckling L
: then wats up w/ ur
other double major plus double minor?


HWTEgrl: ah, you're the school of
"not a clue" somedays i'm that too.
i'm insane, duh


HWTEgrl
: c'mon, foo, you knew dat

DeadlyDuckling L
: wat foo

HWTEgrl: that' i'm insane

DeadlyDuckling L
: hahaha my friend in
china wants me to get a chinese bf


HWTEgrl: ...hello? "insane" and
"elaine"...synonymous


HWTEgrl
: oho ho ho!

HWTEgrl
: is friend going to hook you
up?


DeadlyDuckling L
: cuz ya stole chinse
money, cant steal chinese women too


HWTEgrl: eh? wtf?!?

DeadlyDuckling L
: and he said if i
married a white boy, he would marry a
white girl, so we can get even


DeadlyDuckling L: haha

HWTEgrl: ahhhh. okaaaaay. *sighs*
crazy angela.


DeadlyDuckling L
: watwat

DeadlyDuckling L: just b/c my friends r
crazy....


DeadlyDuckling L: dont scretch it too far
hoe


HWTEgrl: how do you say, half
chinese? uhuh, they're crazy. insanity
is infectious, you kno


DeadlyDuckling L
: yi ban

HWTEgrl: half japanese is hapa....
woh.


DeadlyDuckling L
: u mean half half or
half mixed?


HWTEgrl: angelas gonna have lil
yibaaaanssss!


HWTEgrl
: there's a
difference/distinction?


DeadlyDuckling L
: hahahaha

DeadlyDuckling L: hum hun xue(mixed
blood) would be the better term for ur half


HWTEgrl: yikes. all i know is that my
"chinese" name according to Jolee is
"yi-ling Long"


DeadlyDuckling L
: who the fuck is that?

HWTEgrl: my study buddy chinese
homie


HWTEgrl
: jolee hui

HWTEgrl
: something about a bell or
something


HWTEgrl
: fuck. older sister bugging
me. go away!


DeadlyDuckling L
: ur study buddy
chinese homie goes to ucla?


HWTEgrl: yup yup. she coo'

DeadlyDuckling L
: give her a huge ass
kiss and she will go away for sure


DeadlyDuckling L: cooler than angela?

HWTEgrl: a kiss, hmm? i blew my
candle out towards her. ehhhh....


HWTEgrl
: i plead the fifth!

HWTEgrl
: *wheezes on smoke*

DeadlyDuckling L
: wooo yeeee

HWTEgrl: fuck. well, i have to let her
magesty use the comp. for like ten
minutes. so don't go away


DeadlyDuckling L
: ohhhh btw i am free
on monday and work on tuesday


DeadlyDuckling L: aight

DeadlyDuckling L: unless i get kicked off

HWTEgrl: sahhhweeeeet.

DeadlyDuckling L
: adios for later?

HWTEgrl: monday, eh? We go party!
weeee! yeah!


DeadlyDuckling L
: okie go b4 u get killed

HWTEgrl: i'll be back. maybe I'll have
a life when i come back. who knowz


DeadlyDuckling L
: share ur life if u have
one


HWTEgrl: i always knew u were
smart. going. death not a good idea.
will doo. go checkout my blog


HWTEgrl
: you will laugh

HWTEgrl
:
http://Xc3ll3nc3me.blogspot.com

DeadlyDuckling L: going now

HWTEgrl: ok. ciao for now

DeadlyDuckling L
: ciao

DeadlyDuckling L: hey i thought we r
stealing a fridge?




Auto response from HWTEgrl:
Scurrying around like a headless
chicken!




HWTEgrl: yes.

HWTEgrl
: we are jacking a fridge

DeadlyDuckling L
: its not 10 mins yet

DeadlyDuckling L: go away

HWTEgrl: should i go buy a black ski
mask?


HWTEgrl
: too bad!

HWTEgrl
: stfu!

DeadlyDuckling L
: i am not talking to u
yet


HWTEgrl: damn. fuck. shit. aw....

HWTEgrl
: no love...

DeadlyDuckling L
: u buy a lot of stuff u
know


DeadlyDuckling L: hahaa

HWTEgrl: well, i could just STEAL
it....


DeadlyDuckling L
: not wat ur blog says

HWTEgrl: more fun to buy it and
have them wonder if i'm going to
hold up a bank


HWTEgrl
: ah yes. incriminating blog

DeadlyDuckling L
: hahahaa

HWTEgrl: O:-)

DeadlyDuckling L: u got anything left
over from ur pay check?


HWTEgrl: yes. I save my $$...use
20% of paychecks. it adds up


DeadlyDuckling L
: u sure?

HWTEgrl: yesssssssssss

DeadlyDuckling L
: like sure sure sure?

HWTEgrl: YES. geeeze

DeadlyDuckling L
: just sounded like ur
mama?


HWTEgrl: ur, i did? damnnnnnnn.

DeadlyDuckling L
: shit i am boreda again

DeadlyDuckling L: no me

HWTEgrl: go to biglots. spend
money on CHEAP organizing stuff!


HWTEgrl
: that's what I do when I get
bored


HWTEgrl
: or i make stuff, knit or read

DeadlyDuckling L
: i made a box already

DeadlyDuckling L: and i read too

HWTEgrl: today i put fabric on a
photo album and made a magnet for
my "lil sis" ooh, whatchoo reading?


DeadlyDuckling L
: biglots at 9:35?

DeadlyDuckling L: books for next yr

HWTEgrl: oh, right. they might be
closed, huh?


HWTEgrl
: ohhhhh. wow, prepared
aren't you?


DeadlyDuckling L
: so i dont have to read
it later? sure


DeadlyDuckling L: hahah ur sock store is
fun


HWTEgrl: good point. I shoulda
thought of that, but i'm waitlisted on
most of my classes. maybe i should
open up my own sock store.


HWTEgrl
: it'd be the "store of
unmatched socks"


DeadlyDuckling L
: i will chip in some of
my socks


DeadlyDuckling L: hahaa

HWTEgrl: all the ones without a
partner, aha ha


DeadlyDuckling L
: awwww

DeadlyDuckling L: u gonna open up a
dating service too


HWTEgrl: a dating service? wha?
whoops, forgot tea.


HWTEgrl
: why a dating service?

DeadlyDuckling L
: for ur socks

HWTEgrl: HAHAHAHAHA

DeadlyDuckling L
: tell them u offer free
washing and a quarter for drying if they
wanna look fresh and new on the 1st day


HWTEgrl: and if they smell a little on
the second day, no big deal


HWTEgrl
: (ewwww)

DeadlyDuckling L
: hahahahaaaahahaa

DeadlyDuckling L: thats when the foot
powders come in


DeadlyDuckling L: see u have a sponser
already


HWTEgrl: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

HWTEgrl
: *chokes on gum and spits
it up*


HWTEgrl
: whoops

DeadlyDuckling L
: up?? those things fall
due to earth gravity u know?


DeadlyDuckling L: whoops is right

DeadlyDuckling L: knocked u on the
head?


HWTEgrl: no, wuz dropd on th hed
as a child. managed to get gum in
trash..


HWTEgrl
: ow, tea hot. burnt throat

DeadlyDuckling L
: u know sarah loves
tea too


DeadlyDuckling L: and she clamed her
tea pot is actually a brew and go


DeadlyDuckling L: so she is somehow
cooler


HWTEgrl: phooey. tea is better the
old-fashioned way. instant tea? uck!


HWTEgrl
: how do u get a
"brew'n'go" TEAPOT? i've only heard
of coffee makers


DeadlyDuckling L
: she prefer cafeteria
tea w/ cafe. honey


DeadlyDuckling L: see i am very
selective among my friends


HWTEgrl: ah. i do that everymorning.
aaha ha


HWTEgrl
: righto!

DeadlyDuckling L
: no no that kinda tea in
her room


DeadlyDuckling L: get it/

HWTEgrl: ohhhh. like teabags?

DeadlyDuckling L
: yea yea

HWTEgrl: i bet i could out-teabag
her on sheer variety of teas


HWTEgrl
: aha ha ha

HWTEgrl
: BRING IT ONNN

DeadlyDuckling L
: u take honey too£¿

HWTEgrl: sugar. honey when i'm
sick. or can steal it from the cafeteria


HWTEgrl
: and a dribble of milk

DeadlyDuckling L
: of course u can, honey
is the easiest thing to steal


DeadlyDuckling L: milk.... u steal it from
sarah


HWTEgrl: aha. good. does she have
a mini cow?


DeadlyDuckling L
: ever since sarah's
roommate stole a huge ass wetfloor sign
out of the cafe. i believe u can get anything
out of that place


DeadlyDuckling L: yes she does..

HWTEgrl: wow, really? maybe we
could breed it with a duck and then
we'd have a flying Cow!


DeadlyDuckling L
: yeppie!!!

DeadlyDuckling L: its a baby ass cow
though


HWTEgrl: hee hee yeak. like the ones
that are 2 feet long


DeadlyDuckling L
: and wears dipies too

HWTEgrl: paper dipies?

DeadlyDuckling L
: from china dipies

HWTEgrl: that say "bi zui" on them.

DeadlyDuckling L
: hehe haha sure

DeadlyDuckling L: i found a gift for ya

DeadlyDuckling L: note i FOUND it,
invested no money


HWTEgrl: uhoh...a gift? what is it, a
virus. gee, thanks. your generosity is
amazing


HWTEgrl
: :-Dlay it on me~

DeadlyDuckling L
: sure dont want it as a
surprise?


HWTEgrl: uhhh.

HWTEgrl
: sister says "huh?" i agree

DeadlyDuckling L
: either way i invested
no money on it


HWTEgrl: geeze. you keep
mentioning that


DeadlyDuckling L
: hahaa

DeadlyDuckling L: i am cheap like that

HWTEgrl: cheap ass, huh? me too

HWTEgrl
: 99cent store=pimp ass
shit!


DeadlyDuckling L
: na u waste lots of
money


HWTEgrl: i complain about wasting
money. cuz u can't get stuff like
pumas at big lots...unfortunately


DeadlyDuckling L
: pumas at biglots

DeadlyDuckling L: haha

DeadlyDuckling L: wats the deal w/ the
pumas anyways?


HWTEgrl: stupid sorority. wants us
to look "classy


DeadlyDuckling L
: haha sounds like u r
working in one of those clothing stores


DeadlyDuckling L: and how often do u
need to wear them?


HWTEgrl: bleah. no thanks. i'm
gonna wear them once rush week.


HWTEgrl
: then a lot after that!

DeadlyDuckling L
: i say return it once u r
done


HWTEgrl: hmmm.that's a good idea.

HWTEgrl
: ...one problem: they're
comfy


HWTEgrl
: and mom's going to repay
me for buying them....30bucks


DeadlyDuckling L
: put some sand into
them and make it uncomfy


DeadlyDuckling L: easy

DeadlyDuckling L: ohhh forget it then

HWTEgrl: vicious aren't you. but ur
right. *siiiigh*


DeadlyDuckling L
: hey 30 bucks for
puma isnt bad


HWTEgrl: that's half the price.

HWTEgrl
: 62bucks

DeadlyDuckling L
: man i am making u
returning those suckers


DeadlyDuckling L: i am gonna write it
down on my calender


HWTEgrl: yeah. aha ha

DeadlyDuckling L
: making roommie
elaine returning her shoes and taking her to
big lots for new ones


HWTEgrl: wheee! no, for new socks.
big lots doesn't have shoes, do they?
lots of socks though


DeadlyDuckling L
: look, i know u r
opening up a dating service, but u gotta be
responsible for the old customers


DeadlyDuckling L: match them up 1st

HWTEgrl: but it's such fun to let
chaos reign. then i can rule the world
easier


HWTEgrl
: :-D

HWTEgrl: (000) crown~!

DeadlyDuckling L
: hhahaaa

DeadlyDuckling L: ur crown looks shitty

HWTEgrl: eh, shuttup

HWTEgrl
: best i could do in like
three seconds


DeadlyDuckling L
: u r my shitty queen

HWTEgrl: YEAH@ I'm the SHITTY
QUEEN!


DeadlyDuckling L
: hahahhaa

DeadlyDuckling L: all hail to the queen

HWTEgrl: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS~!

HWTEgrl
: (queen of hearts, alice in
wonderland)


DeadlyDuckling L
: haha u shall be the
shitty sock queen


HWTEgrl: who runs a dating service
to take over the world


DeadlyDuckling L
: dude i am making
music w/ the shirts on ur homestarrunner
site


DeadlyDuckling L: indeed

HWTEgrl: hee hee, isn't that the best
fuckin site ever?


HWTEgrl
: go to the emails!

HWTEgrl
: madness prevails!!

HWTEgrl
: strongbad email! w00t~!

DeadlyDuckling L
: me see

DeadlyDuckling L: me dont get it

DeadlyDuckling L: but anyways me
wanna go watch tv


DeadlyDuckling L: me will talk to u
later?


HWTEgrl: uhhuh

HWTEgrl
: that's cuz i got no life

HWTEgrl
: me, the girl without a life

DeadlyDuckling L
: byebyeeee

HWTEgrl: byeeeeeeeee

HWTEgrl
: hf@!

DeadlyDuckling L
: dont cry

HWTEgrl: and remember...stfu!

DeadlyDuckling L
: i will get ur a life as
soon i find myself one


DeadlyDuckling L: hee

HWTEgrl: ah. good. someone's gotta
have one around this hellhole. have
fun on the tv.


HWTEgrl
: *giggles like crack addict*

DeadlyDuckling L
: be nice to the cities

DeadlyDuckling L: ohhh yea...

HWTEgrl: too much sugar in the tea.
buh-bye now


DeadlyDuckling L
: haha c ya

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