More madness:

DeadlyDuckling L: yummy.....

HWTEgrl: ehhh. so what's fuck you?

DeadlyDuckling L: drolling....

DeadlyDuckling L: we dont say fuck u

DeadlyDuckling L: we say fuck your mom

HWTEgrl: oh. that's interesting.
whoo! thatsa ouchie

HWTEgrl: i'm sure i have a cavity
already...

DeadlyDuckling L: oh so u mean she feed
u up so u will bi zui so u wont talk too
much and actually listen to her?

HWTEgrl: MmmmmmmMmmmm.
damn skippy by me. she can do that
anytime

HWTEgrl: she talks a mile aminute
anyhows

DeadlyDuckling L: hahahaa

DeadlyDuckling L: man i need a life

DeadlyDuckling L: buying rubberbands
dont cut it

HWTEgrl: so buy....socks!

HWTEgrl: or underwear.

HWTEgrl: that always helps

DeadlyDuckling L: shit man i bought
wayyyyyy too many of those

DeadlyDuckling L: there is enough for my
kids

HWTEgrl: as it says on
homestarrunnter.com: You will avoid
doing laundry and buy more socks

HWTEgrl: Hee hee hee! no laundry
for you!

DeadlyDuckling L: u r just lazy

HWTEgrl: no, just so busy, I don't
do laundry much...ok, lazy

DeadlyDuckling L: ah hum...

DeadlyDuckling L: hum

HWTEgrl: well, i dunno what the fuck
ur askin me about a life, cuz i don't
fuckin have one either!

DeadlyDuckling L: hahah come and see
ur future roommie then

HWTEgrl: in short, in short, we're the
suckiest, suckers that ever sucked.
ohhh, sounds like fun. Are you busy
next monday or tuesday?

HWTEgrl: god damn, remind ME to
engage my brain, wouldja?

DeadlyDuckling L: hey my
coworker/friend/who also goes to ucla
said AEPi is a jewish fratenity?

DeadlyDuckling L: remind me tmr
remember?

HWTEgrl: used to be.

HWTEgrl: oh, right.

HWTEgrl: we're pretty short...if my
typing above is correct

HWTEgrl: how the fuck do you get
shorter than short?

DeadlyDuckling L: cuz i am short
remember?

HWTEgrl: not that short!

HWTEgrl: *walks around with squirt
gun threatening all those who
demean roomie as short*

HWTEgrl: shi-neh!