Ok, New roomie is the awesomest of fuckin' AWESOME:
(hope she doesn't kill me)
DeadlyDuckling L: get a life

HWTEgrl: me?

HWTEgrl: awww, now, why would I
do that?

DeadlyDuckling L: haha yea u

DeadlyDuckling L: its my being mean day

HWTEgrl: Pthbbbbt!

HWTEgrl: :-P

HWTEgrl: oooh, how's this for being
mean?

HWTEgrl: "what'd u do, jules? kill
something and shove it up your ass?"
-me

"you have a stench that decries
description." -me on jule's farts

"well, the air smells better around the
candle. I think it's burning all the
methane." -me

DeadlyDuckling L: ok lets try another one

HWTEgrl: that was earlier this evening

HWTEgrl: :-DO:-)

DeadlyDuckling L: hahahaha guess we
have the same mean cycle

HWTEgrl: damn straight, bizzzznitch!

DeadlyDuckling L: so wat did u sorryass
do today?

HWTEgrl: it was just baaaaaad. um.
packed all my stuff for school, and
stuck it in the attic.

HWTEgrl: am living on nothing. well,
underwear.

HWTEgrl: and food

DeadlyDuckling L: dont u have 2 more
weeks b4 moving in?

DeadlyDuckling L: wats the freaking
hurry

DeadlyDuckling L: ?

HWTEgrl: oh, and sleep too. what
did you do today? eheh.....yeah?

HWTEgrl: I wanna go back to
SCHOOOOOOOL

DeadlyDuckling L: i dont know i dont
remember things on my days off

HWTEgrl: ah, mental inertia

DeadlyDuckling L: thats why i load up on
paper underwears when i go to china

HWTEgrl: no, u mean diapers

DeadlyDuckling L: na dipers here r better

HWTEgrl: hmm. i haven't needed any
since i was 3, so....

HWTEgrl: home is boring. mom nags
too much

DeadlyDuckling L: well tell her to shut
the fuck up

DeadlyDuckling L: ohhh i forgot ur mom
speaks english

DeadlyDuckling L: i mena my mom does
too but if i speak tooooo fast she would
have no idea

HWTEgrl: that and i dance around
like a crazy frittered frog while
packing. it doesn't work. hey, how
do I say that in chinese?

DeadlyDuckling L: say who in chinese?

HWTEgrl: uhhhh, "shutthefuckup"

DeadlyDuckling L: bi zui

DeadlyDuckling L: i shall instruct u in
person

HWTEgrl: WHOHOOO! sweet

HWTEgrl: so, beee zweeee?

DeadlyDuckling L: tell her so long u dont
fill up the room w/ water for u to swim in,
she should be more than satisfied

DeadlyDuckling L: exactly

HWTEgrl: (phonetics=fucked up)
ah, u mean pee. right good. smart
idea

DeadlyDuckling L: they sent me an email
asking me to be a move-in assistant

HWTEgrl: ohoho! say yes!

DeadlyDuckling L: no i ment bee

DeadlyDuckling L: for the free Tshirt?

HWTEgrl: eheh, why the fuck not?

HWTEgrl: not like you have anything
better to do, and there's free food

DeadlyDuckling L: na.... i got wayy too
many through out the summer

DeadlyDuckling L: stfu

DeadlyDuckling L: i have a life

DeadlyDuckling L: but then i have to
draw stuff......

DeadlyDuckling L: me dont like
drawing...a

HWTEgrl: gee, fun

HWTEgrl: u don't?

HWTEgrl: something wrong with
you?

DeadlyDuckling L: actually others dont
like my drawing

DeadlyDuckling L: something is wrong
w/ the others

HWTEgrl: fuck them. drawing's fun

DeadlyDuckling L: they dont seem to
appreciate me

DeadlyDuckling L: including my mama

HWTEgrl: hmm, try "cayete, pinche
puta"

HWTEgrl: to them

DeadlyDuckling L: see the thing is i have
to go to a meeting from 10-12:30 on the
17th

DeadlyDuckling L: thats wat u do?

DeadlyDuckling L: i dont know if they
would let me go

DeadlyDuckling L: ohhhhh yea....
something even better, where the fuck am i
gonna put my car?/

HWTEgrl: eewww, fuck. urrr..no? i
have meeting 16th, and tne help on
fri-sun