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DeadlyDuckling L: see see

DeadlyDuckling L: se

DeadlyDuckling L: ee

DeadlyDuckling L: se

HWTEgrl: drive it off a cliff?

HWTEgrl: hee hee hee j/k

DeadlyDuckling L: hey hey i am getting
paid for that meeting, prob 10 bucks/ hr

DeadlyDuckling L: dont fuck them

HWTEgrl: no cliffs nearby. ooooooh.
will i get paid if i come with you?

DeadlyDuckling L: u want a ride later or
not

DeadlyDuckling L: hahahana we can go
see

HWTEgrl: yeshO:-)

HWTEgrl: aha ha

HWTEgrl: deal!

HWTEgrl: as long as you let me get
out before you go over the edge

HWTEgrl: :-Dha ha ha

DeadlyDuckling L: oh yea... my
passenger side door isnt working so well
just so let u know

HWTEgrl: FUCK i'm SCREWED

DeadlyDuckling L: a screwdriver might
help

HWTEgrl: how about a
sledghammer?

DeadlyDuckling L: u gonna die

HWTEgrl: or the jaws of life?

HWTEgrl: ehe heee hee hee
heeeeee!

HWTEgrl: :-!

DeadlyDuckling L: no no no worse than
that

HWTEgrl: what could be worse?

DeadlyDuckling L: as i said b4, i dont
think on my days off

DeadlyDuckling L: remind me later

HWTEgrl: right. engage brain at later
date. remind angela

HWTEgrl: ok. gotcha

DeadlyDuckling L: hahahhaha

DeadlyDuckling L: anything new?

DeadlyDuckling L: i bought rubberband
for my hair today

HWTEgrl: ummm, i know how to say
"fuckyou" in chinese? ummm. oh, saw
my aunt yesterday. oh really? is it the
shooting kind?

HWTEgrl: cuz if so, we're going to
have rubber band wars

HWTEgrl: *zing!*

HWTEgrl: ;-)

DeadlyDuckling L: i will give u the ones
for my braces for shooting

DeadlyDuckling L: how do u say fuck u in
chinese?

HWTEgrl: bi zui

HWTEgrl: i fast learner!

HWTEgrl: and in spanish???

HWTEgrl: i love chatting with my
aunt. she fed us teeth-rot-inducing
yellow cake with chocolate/peanut
butter cup crumble icing

DeadlyDuckling L: bi zui is stfu not fuck
u