What I do at work...

Stupid Things People Do in the Fitting Room:

1. Walk in, ask "Have you seen my friend??" And stare expectantly at the attendant. WTF?! Are we supposed to know what their friend looks like AND their name?

2. Walk in, start taking off clothes, WHILE the attendant is STANDING there... Um, yeah.

So there you go, a few highlights from MY summer job. The stupidity of the human race astounds me...evidence in favor of the "virus" theory---no intelligent life, just semi-life. Eeeeurg.