Hell...I mean, southern California is burninating!

Here.

Check out all the FIRRRREEE!!!
(trogdor would be proud)

A bit of fluff...nothing terribly substantial, really.

Just a few tidbits for all of you....I really haven't updated this in a very long time. I'll work on it, promise! (eheheheheh) 0=D


"If you want to find out about obscure medieval ivory carvings, read french. Unless, of course, you can't read french. Then you're fucked!"-e on AH51 class

(on impurity of water in desert oasises)
"No water at an oasis?"-t
"Nope, sucks to be a bandit."-e
"No water among thieves!"-t

"He said he was baptized in the Mormon Temple, and I said, 'Cool--what's it look like??'"-e on mormons

"...Except when I went out with my flamboyant Uncle Ewan..."-e on getting drunk in scotland
"OHMYGOD, lainbay, I never want to hear those words out of your mouth again...I just saw Ewan MacGregor in my head, and it was disturbing..."-t to e

"lainbay, FRIED toast."-t on things they fry in english food
"Ewww, I bet your arteries harden INSTANTLY!!"-e