Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Aw, FUCK.

AW, I just realized none of you fuckers leave me comments on my pathetic postings. Damn. Guess quality will have to improve. Shit, I liked my blog the way it was--crummy and inane. Damnit!

Fourth of July fun...eheh.

The New High's and Low's of My existence: playing Taboo all day long at work, on the fourth of july...when no-one ever showed up. Gee. After the "clues" are our responses, then the actual items...Here goes:

"What do you get from eating spicy food?"-fatima "GAS!!"-me "A Hernia!!"-Nessa [heartburn]

"On baywatch they have a lot of these..."-f "BOOBS!!!!"-me and N, simultaneously [lifeguards]

"What do rich people have...what do they get when they drive around?"-N "HOOKERS!Whores!"-me [valet]

"When you're just sitting around, you are..."-N "Bored.STONED!!"-F [lazy]

"What is it called when you're flying along and you extrude yourselves from the airplane??!!"-F [eject]

"What do you do after you kiss??"-N "HAVE SEX!!!"-F [kiss & tell]

"He fell off his thing, and now he can't move..."-N "Christopher REESE!"-me [ReeVes]

"You put babies in the..."-N "WOODCHIPPER!!"-Matt

"Why did god create Eve?? Because Adam needed something to stick it in...wait, NO, because the Snake had TEETH!!"-Matt

"What do you ride..."-F "A PENIS!!!"-M

"Those huge..."-N "...BREASTS!!"-M

"Christian has this..."-N "A LISP!!"-me

"This is how you orgasm!" (makes face) -me (don't ask)

"Hold up the cards...(card says "lazy") Stop Moving it!!" (we laugh hysterically)-Junji, our boss, watching us from a camera on the seventh floor of the building...we're sitting on our asses in folding chairs, playing taboo all day...

Ahh, what a great life I lead. Ha ha ha!

Cracked out taboo is PIMP.

Sunday, July 04, 2004

Sunburn, work, sunburn...work!

Ha ha, that was GREAT! I totally spent my fourth of july day getting a light sunburn out in the De Neve Turnaround, working parking shifts. Oh, and we can't forget heading up the hill from 1-330pm for bus and traffic control for all the spoiled little summer (sexual) discovery kids. Ha ha ha.

OOOH! Or the running down to lot four driving like a crazy mofo with Christian to see (and laugh at) all the playboy bunnie/bimbos. HA HA HA! They were so skanky, it was pathetic. I wanted to tell them to put some clothes on, or else, as matt nixt puts it "I hope they get pregnant, the whores!!" Except, he was talking about the bratty little summer discovery whores. Ha ha ha.

Add onto that stealing multiple ice creams in the afternoon for all my coworkers, eating dinner all together in Covel...yum! So satisfactory to wear your work shirt, radio, and walk out, carrying all sorts of food from the dining hall. Basically spent the day hanging out in the sun, with Matt, Hong, Christian, Junji and Anna (in the morning) and talking. Fun! And now, I'll be off again to work real soon.

Oooh, and oodles of luv and LML for the little sis..she was sweet enough to call me and wish me a happy fourth! Awww, I <3 toes!

Ps: Keep forgetting to call back heather and Julie. Damn me. Well, Hope they're having a good fourth!!

Allright, that's it! PEACE! I'm going back to work!