Monday, September 29, 2003

On the Pain of rush....

ABYCsailor: woooo

ABYCsailor: that was a goood workout

HWTEgrl: really? you had sailing too?
my arms HURT


ABYCsailor
: no, i don't have sailing
mondays cuz i got class


ABYCsailor: i went to the gym instead

HWTEgrl: huh. we have sailing every
day of the week..


HWTEgrl
: i go three days tho

ABYCsailor
: i WISH we had sailing every
day


ABYCsailor: we were supposed to, but
noooo


HWTEgrl: no more hardcore shit?

HWTEgrl
: man, we got a COACH

HWTEgrl
: and we hardcore this year

ABYCsailor
: oh niice

ABYCsailor: well, at least ill be in
shape
:-P

HWTEgrl: yub. we're gonna improve.
we got 17 peepz. cool! that'll be
nice. how are you feeling? better?


ABYCsailor
: naw

ABYCsailor: still sick

ABYCsailor: but i still gotta work out

HWTEgrl: crap. concentrate on
getting better, eh?


ABYCsailor
: yop

HWTEgrl: i'd better do that too.

Well, sailing was a blast today, despite there being only like eight of us today...all the laser sailing guys and three others. (me and two homies: sunny and Ryan)... We've got 17 people on the team this year! And all of them have sailed once or twice, or been lifelong sailors....Great stuff going on. AAAND, we've got a coach, who's really cool. which is a real step up from last year, when we had nothing. WHOO! Go varsity UCLA sailing team!!

Bid day was fun. I'm going to ditch disneyland, since I'm going to Catalina for buccaneer's days. Yarrrr HARRRR! Should I ask for my 7 bucks back, because I'm not taking the bus? Must fill out more job applications and stuff. Hmm. Oh, and make a list of stuff I can get for the sailing team to use... Yikes. More later.

Gotta go study now... comp 10a reading!

Friday, September 26, 2003

Wow, I'm so glad that rush is over. And that class is starting. I already have homework....But that's not so bad. I'm going to enjoy my classes, I think. Spanish, Latin 1, computing 10A, and Environmental science M111. All the people in my classes are pretty cool. I just hope I survive nine am class everyday. Eeeyah. I'll be going to bed at eleven everynight. Unless, Of course, I get a job at the Rieber front desk. WEEEG! Must go fill out an application. ASAP!

Ooops, friends here. more later!

Friday, September 19, 2003

Have been going to bed FAR too late these past couple of days. I'm determined to catch up as much as I can tonight. Except I reallly wanna hang out with all the new peepz on the floor.

News! Meo is living on the second floor this year. But, due to a crappy summer where her grandpa's house burned down...and a icky "door to door bookselling" internship in virginia (where one of her windows got shot out) she has not so much stuff. So, I offered her all my crap. I got lotsa crap, yessirree!

No word from my big sis. Wonder if she'll stop by so I can give her her present. (that made no sense). Ah well. I'm hungry. Time to go hang out with Jolee and get some grub! More later, I think!
blah blah blah

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

Ooooh, forgot. Cowbell is fuckin' HUGE and KICKASS!
Saaaaaaaah-weeeeeeeeeeet!

Hooray! Have moved into new dorm room, and am madly frittering my time away with decoration projects for floor government. What a blast it is to be a welcome week asistant. Wheee!

Oooh, and when i got home today, Roomie moved most of her stuff in (I was late getting back around 4-ish...whups!) and then we headed off to acquire more booze (beer/hennessy) and ended up visiting the 99cent store...yay, hangars and candy and SNOW's clam chowder!! I can hardly wait to eat it all... I've still gotta hang up all my clothes. And the fuckers still haven't bunked our beds.

Yeah, now THAT is a load of crock: they charge you 35 bucks just to bunk them. I could freakin' do it myself, but there aren't any connectors on the beds this year! BOO! And if you try to bunk them yourself, then they fine you like 50 bucks. Lame. Lame. Lame. Gov. Grey Davis, I hate your ass. Stupid budget cuts for the UC's. So now I'm freakin' screwed.

Oh, good news. I found my phone charger. Now I just have to find my boombox power cord. So my phone's actually working again.

The absolute awesomeness of Rieber this year is stunning: New carpet, FLOORBOARDS!! the walls in our room covered bulletin boards...A nice big cool room with ocean breezes, nice bathrooms right outside the door (3 steps away)....And lots of booze to stock us with! How could life get any better than this? WHAHOOO! Oh, and that's not mentioning my cokacola stash and munchie stash. Oh, and there's no quiet hours right now, so I can totally bump my music. (being the only one here on this side of the hallways). I've hung most of my surf posters...but I'm waiting for the bed bunking before I put all of them up. Oh, and get this: hee hee, my roomie and I have the exact same desk lamps, so I wrote "Elaine's shit" on mine, and she wrote "MINE" on hers....aha ha ha!

Oh, and I figured (well, she did, actually) out where I knew her from: the last "dinner for 12 strangers" that I went to el ano pasado. Cool! I remembered how her van looked too. =D It's freakin' huge. Oh, bj's was dinner tonight. I've got pizza leftovers to eat tomorrow. I think I'd better get dad to get us a fridgie. Met her friend aki too. Nice guy. Oh, and i started a list for names for my new sea turtle stuffed-animal. It's a cutie! So far, I have "jd's 'n' coke" and "Myrtle the turtle" ha ha.

Ahhhhh, my happiness and faith in the world is restored once more. I only hope that roomie finds corkscrew for wine bottles and julie and lauren and peepz come and visit me. Hooray for 2003! I think it's gonna be a GREAT YEAR!

Did I mention that my roomie was extra super super cool? We even speak the same language! No more squeaky bed, too! Hip-hip, HOORAY!

And that's all for today...

Monday, September 15, 2003

Hee heee heee! Juliana's great quote of the week (about driving in the car and other stupid drivers): "You should just drive around with your finger ready so that when you need it, you can just lift up your hand and...VIOLA!!"

That's how I'm feeling about certain members of my sorority right now too. I don't give a fuckin' DAMN what kind of a day you're having, there is NO excuse for being snippy or rude. Take me: I keep my goddamn mouth shut, because I get really bad tempered...at certain times of the month. Or if I'm just having a crappy day. Nobody needs to know that! It doesn't make anyone else's day any better.

Don't get me wrong, the rest of the girls are GREAT and rush will be GREAT. It's just one apple that sours the whole bunch. GAWD I hate girly pettyness. Now I see why My big sis moved out of the house....people just don't want to be understanding. FUCK THEM!

On another note...Can't WAIT to finally move into my dorm room. Tomorrow is the day! Must return library books too. Or renew them online. Ratosis. It will be nice to actually LIVE at school again. Goooooodieeeee! And I'm NOT moving into the house for rush. Like I would know anyone who wanted to rush.... Whatev's.

Hope all my shit fits into the car...oh man, oh man, didn't think about that. As soon as I'm done writing this, off I go to dismantle it and pack it away. (The computer, sillies!) Ohh, gotta contact the roomie first though. Gottta tell her I can't talk about anything sorority-related. And where the fuck did I leave/put my phone charger? I left my phone in LA, I think, but it needs charging. Dammmo! Hope she's online. Nope. Oh well! Bye for a few days?!?

Thursday, September 11, 2003

I dunno when I'll be able to update this thing again in the upcoming week. Sorority shit starts in earnest tomorrow. And I get to take the train to the subway to the bus to get there. Goody.

Oh, but the good news is that I FINALLY finished my kimono. And it looks FANTASTIC. The front panels and the neck and tie are of the blue "haiku cat" fabric, and the rest is black. It looks GREAT. Oooh, and I even made myself an obi to wear with it! I'tll be my halloween costume for this year. I gotta be careful not to get it dirty or anything. Now the hard part: how the heck do I pack it into my backpacK!?! EEEEEEG.

Everything else is pretty much ready to go...OO, except a towel. I'll have to kidnap one from home, I think. Yesh.... A towel. I'll have to stick THAT in the backpack too. DAMN. Maybe I should get crackalackin' and less of the diddling around writing this, eh? Gotta finish off My library book before tomorrow morning too...Ohh, and I need a pillow.

Wonder If I'll even be able to update this in the next week? Ah well. Laterz.
Tag me if you want to.

Wednesday, September 10, 2003

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Monday, September 08, 2003

So, After my excessively long recurring posts from a few days ago, I'm going to refrain from posting so much today. Hee Hee. Living in the sorority house (temporarily) at UCLA is really really really fun. Basically, I hang out with my sisters, walk around westwood, eat at the corner bakery cafe (YUM) or chili's (not so yum) and talk a lot. Yesterday, I got a ride from Tom down to the sailing center with Maverick, one of our new team members. We worked on the boats until like six thirty, then headed home. And MAN, was I so tired. I went to bed at like ten! Added on that, my left leg is sore from skateboarding and I can barely lift it these last few days.

I was amazed to find out that Maverick's real name IS Maverick! And he was born BEFORE topgun, so no mooching of names. I think my nickname is officially MIA and tom's is bagelman for the sailing team. Brent has yet to truly acquire a good nickname from the sailing team. I was very dissappointed in the girls (krysten and lizzy) yesterday though. Instead of trying to be helpful and figuring out their schedules (when they were available to help out with fixing up the boats at the marina) they moaned and groaned "oh, i can't come until after six...and i'm not available at ALL that week...i Have sorority rush." Bunch of bullshit. I'm free after 3pm all next week except tuesday (move in day!!) and friday (helping other people move in day!!) and I'M willing to help. Fuckin' lazy ass bitches. Whatever. Maybe I'm just seeing this like a guy or something because of how my parents raised me, but at least I know how to manage my freakin' TIME!!

Oh, and Steve went on forever at the meeting (1-4pm). Q: What is it with sailing guys that they just love to hear the sound of their own voices going "blah blah blah, yakkety-shmacketty" all the time?!? Geeeeeeze. Anywho, went to bed early, got up late (930!!). The good part of the day: at like 5, I was really tired and thirsty. When Joe (praiiiise, hallelujah!) came over to see what was going on, I complained to him...AND HE GAVE ME A BEER! Man, I owe him my LIFE. I was SO dehydrated, even the beer tasted good. (and I really, really, realllllly don't like the taste of beer). So, NOW, I owe the man a freakin' six pack of some type of good beer. Must consult guy friends as to what is good beer. I've only had heinekin and corona. Hmmm. research!

Right now, I'm typing madly away at the computerlab in the UCLA powell library. The Cable and the Internet at the house is not working yet, and they're re-doing the dungeon. So, I walked over here with Michelle and Julie and Lauren. Too bad Bridget is not living in this year (waaah! dp!)... It was fun last night though, because Lauren and i went on a "cable-finding" expedition to the rite aide in Westwood: her tv cable broke and we thought if we got a new one...the tv might WORK!!! Well, Only two chanels worked, but hey, we were proud of ourselves. And, I got some new headphones for my walkman. The really nice "over the ears" old fashioned good ones! WHaHOOOO!

Today I'm hoping that my roomie and I can go hang out or something. I'll call her when i get out of here, since I had to turn my cell phone off in the library. The high frequency disrupts the computer's operation...ha ha.

It's really amazing having the opportunity to get to know my sisters so well. I spent the other night talking until three in the morning (and watching chicago) and it's so fascinating how everyone is COMPLETELY different. I'm getting to know everyone sooo much better. and I'm glad. I think my sisters are really WORTH getting to know. They're lovely people; unique, personal, cheerful, enthusiastic... I wish I didn't have to go home!

(But, on another note...I forgot to bring a towel. Maybe If I call mom, she'll sanction me buying one just real quick?) and, I forgot a pillow... toothpaste...my black pen to write in my "thought" journal...DAMN! Oh well, better go see if everyone else is done with all their computer stuff. =D Andddddd, call the roomie!

Roomie is cool. Love roomie. Have been told, can't stay with roomie, must stay at house. Screw that! If I don't tell anyone i'm in a sorority, they'll never know. After all, i'm DEEEEEEfinitely not normal sorority girl material. Most people think i'm NOT...I'm just too freakin' wiiiierd, heh heh! Ah, the protection of the label... am I dweeb, dork, or geek? U shall decide.
but for now,
Ph33r M3!
aha ha ha ha ha!

Thursday, September 04, 2003

Krystle on roomates...

nothinggolden: hey

nothinggolden: sorry about that

HWTEgrl: aha! you came baaaack!

HWTEgrl
: no problem

nothinggolden
: what is your roomie liek
for next year?


HWTEgrl: i almost thought that you
had gone off to live on a deserted
tropical island without taking me


HWTEgrl
: insane.

HWTEgrl
: wanna exerpt from our
conversation?


nothinggolden
: lol, yeah sounds like
me, sure


HWTEgrl: DeadlyDuckling L: hahah ur
sock store is fun

HWTEgrl: good point. I shoulda
thought of that, but i'm waitlisted on
most of my classes. maybe i should
open up my own sock store.

HWTEgrl
: it'd be the "store of
unmatched socks"


HWTEgrl
: DeadlyDuckling L: i will chip
in some of my socks

DeadlyDuckling L: hahaa

HWTEgrl: all the ones without a
partner, aha ha

DeadlyDuckling L
: awwww

DeadlyDuckling L: u gonna open up a
dating service too


HWTEgrl: HWTEgrl: a dating service?
wha? whoops, forgot tea.

HWTEgrl
: why a dating service?

DeadlyDuckling L
: for ur socks

HWTEgrl: HAHAHAHAHA

HWTEgrl
: DeadlyDuckling L: tell them u
offer free washing and a quarter for drying
if they wanna look fresh and new on the
1st day


HWTEgrl: that's my roomie

HWTEgrl
: its like having the krystle
around!


nothinggolden
: hehehe, yeah!!

nothinggolden: I like her sn

nothinggolden: living on campus again?

nothinggolden: and do you get a
kitchen? hehe


HWTEgrl: yeah. i'm a campus rat. or
a dorm rat. no....no kitchen


HWTEgrl
: i kidnap one of my friend's
in the apartments....


HWTEgrl
: i make her cookies in
compensation


HWTEgrl
: you still have kitchen?
*turns green*


nothinggolden
: no, I have one now, but
i didn't have one last year


nothinggolden: yeah, my kitchen is
HUGE and its an on campus
apartment!


nothinggolden: and my living room is
huge too!


HWTEgrl: oooooo! Krystle the cook!
kiss the cook! (just don't let sherri
cook any cookies in it, hee hee)


nothinggolden
: haha, yeah right, but
only one problem, i don't know how to
cook, and I haven't yet
:-(

nothinggolden: sad, huh?

HWTEgrl: ehhh. small problem.
should I send you a really good
cookbook of fast tasty stuff? i thot u
already knew how


nothinggolden
: yeah right

nothinggolden: lol, i can follow
directions


nothinggolden: haha, but actually doing
them and making it taste good is the
problem!


HWTEgrl: Whoo! that's the first step!
i do that pretty well too. too much
crazy ap bio


HWTEgrl
: think of it as an
experiment. "will it blow up if i add
this?"


HWTEgrl
: hee hee hee

nothinggolden
: no kidding!

HWTEgrl: or better yet, "will i blow
up my roomies taste buds if i add
this?"


nothinggolden
: hahaha, hopefully they
will be smart enought to not try any of
my 'experiments'


HWTEgrl: ...pick your poison, huh? i
bet you'll be a good cook


nothinggolden
: well that makes one of
us!


nothinggolden: :-)

HWTEgrl: how ar ur roomies. aww,
don't be so hard on yourself. at least
there's always top ramen!


nothinggolden
: yeah, but its not
vegetarian!


nothinggolden: sad, huh?

nothinggolden: my roomies are good,
first day of calss was today


HWTEgrl: hmmm. oops. forgot
about that. well, u can use olive oil,
right? and eat pasta?


nothinggolden
: oh, yes, pasta pasta,
pasta, i LIKE!


HWTEgrl: eeg! did you fall asleep
yet? or will that come later...hee hee


nothinggolden
: almost!

nothinggolden: i caught myself though

nothinggolden: haha

nothinggolden: when do u start again?

HWTEgrl: um, 25th. bleah!

nothinggolden
: wow, you still got lots
of time!


nothinggolden: lucky you

HWTEgrl: eheh, not really. sorority
evilness starts this weekend, and then
the 13th thru 25th is hell on earth


HWTEgrl
: 24/7

nothinggolden
: why?

nothinggolden: is it rush?

nothinggolden: brb

HWTEgrl: yeah. rush. np

nothinggolden
: wow, you have to be
back wayyy early for rush!


nothinggolden: that's crazy

nothinggolden: busy, first day of
calsses today


HWTEgrl: aha. what did u have?

HWTEgrl
: any really...innnnteresting
prof's?


nothinggolden
: today I had religion and
italian


nothinggolden: not really, today at
least


HWTEgrl: what is religion about?

nothinggolden
: its just world religiongs,
it should be interesting though


HWTEgrl: ooh. that DOES sound
interesting. so, like animism,
buddhism, hinduism...all the isms


nothinggolden
: yeah, basically

nothinggolden: fun stuff!

HWTEgrl: and italian, i know how to
say "good food, mom." hee hee.
sounds like a lot of fun!


HWTEgrl
: what other classes have
you got tomorrow?


nothinggolden
: yeah, its italina 3 so its
gonna be hard and i really nedd it
because next semester I'm going
abroad


nothinggolden: tomorrow education
and history! yeah!


nothinggolden: my two majors! hehe

HWTEgrl: ahh, that's my k-dawg.
overachiever to the core! Italy? wow,
fun. you can visit spain on vacation
and speak spanish too.


nothinggolden
: I know, i really intend to

HWTEgrl: wow, krystle is so cool.

HWTEgrl
: i dunno if i'm going
anywhere... maybe this summer
coming up...


HWTEgrl
: costa rica or something

nothinggolden
: ohhhhh, fun stuff!! go
elaine! hehe


HWTEgrl: sorry, juliana kidnapped
computer to chek her email


nothinggolden
: no prob bob!

HWTEgrl: aha. bob the angry flower

nothinggolden
: yes, bob is angry

HWTEgrl: uhoh. run away! run away!

nothinggolden
: exactly........

HWTEgrl: seen any movies lately?

nothinggolden
: hmmm, not really I'm
kinda lame like taht, what about you?


HWTEgrl: i finally got to see italian
job!


nothinggolden
: i think I'm seeing
pirates of the acarribbean on saturday
though


nothinggolden: was it good?

HWTEgrl: YEAH! that one ROCKS!

HWTEgrl
: oh, yeah. italian job is fun
to watch


nothinggolden
: oh, good, kelli said
jhonny depp was hott


nothinggolden: lol

HWTEgrl: hot is an understatement.
hilarious and eccentric too


nothinggolden
: ohh, even better

HWTEgrl: and bloomie is nice eye
candy too


HWTEgrl
: *drools into a cup*

nothinggolden
: hahaah, well lets hope
so, something to get excited about


HWTEgrl: oh, and open range is a
good movie too. i go see them by
myself since no one will come with
me at home. mom has those movie
ticket thingies...from the credit union.
Right!


HWTEgrl
: tomb raider=blah. want to
see the one about the two girls


HWTEgrl
: uptown girls?

HWTEgrl
: what else u want to c?

nothinggolden
: hmm, i don;t watch tv,
so i din't really know what;s out


HWTEgrl: neither do i. hmm scary
movies. like freddy vs jason....Master
and commander comes out sept
26!!! is coooool sailing flick


HWTEgrl
: i see posters

nothinggolden
: like i see dead people,
hahaha


HWTEgrl: yeah, icky dead people!

nothinggolden
: hahaha

HWTEgrl: with sociological
problems...ah well


nothinggolden
: not too shabby, some
alive peopleare worse


HWTEgrl: sadly true. i try not to hold
it against them...tho sometimes....


nothinggolden
: i know, i know, hahaha

nothinggolden: still working at disney?

nothinggolden: any bf?

nothinggolden: none here for me

HWTEgrl: no. this summer was un
fruitful. no bfs.


nothinggolden
: now i wirk a the
bookstore, but ovet eh summer I
worked at knott's chicken dinner rest,
as a casheier and i was the onely
vegetarian there


HWTEgrl: eeee. and you had to sell
meat? doesn't sound like fun


nothinggolden
: no, i was just the
cashier


HWTEgrl: ...oh. i'm guessing that job
went bye bye fast?


nothinggolden
: yeah, acutally it was fun

HWTEgrl: i bet. what did u have to
do?


nothinggolden
: just take money from
either the servers of the customers


nothinggolden: no food service at all

nothinggolden: yea!

HWTEgrl: aha. taking mone=fun!

nothinggolden
: yeah, basically, it was
busy and complicated


nothinggolden: i had a ton of money all
the time


nothinggolden: once 30000 in a 4 hr
time eriod


HWTEgrl: holy moly.

HWTEgrl
: wow. that's more money
than I see in a week at disney.


HWTEgrl
: how does THAT happen?

nothinggolden
: i don't really know, but
that is one year at my school, lol


nothinggolden: the rest seats way over
1000 people


HWTEgrl: dang. dang dang

nothinggolden
: yeah, no kidding

HWTEgrl: that's amazing. no,
horrifying. how was the bookstore?
(which one?"


nothinggolden
: my first day was todya
and its good, i like it


HWTEgrl: is it an old bookstore, or
the college bookstore. i'm gonna try
to get a job in the library


nothinggolden
: college bookstore

nothinggolden: ohhh, that would be a
good job to get!


HWTEgrl: yeah! i could read for my
classes while working and stuff.


nothinggolden
: nicve, nice

HWTEgrl: I'm going to have to cross
my fingers on that one.


nothinggolden
: hope hope hope! hehe

nothinggolden: well, it was good to talk
to you, I'm gonna start to head off to
bed bow


nothinggolden: class in the morning!
hehe


HWTEgrl: me too. sleep well

nothinggolden
: thanks, u too!

HWTEgrl: good luck!

HWTEgrl
: and lemme know how it
goes...


nothinggolden
: thanks :-)

HWTEgrl: *lives vicariously throu u*

nothinggolden
: deal!

HWTEgrl: :-)

nothinggolden: haha

HWTEgrl: 'night!!

nothinggolden
: bye bye

HWTEgrl: cya latrz

Wednesday, September 03, 2003

Hopefully, my blog will publish all this stuff. I sure hope so. I really want it to. I think this should be remembered for posterity, don't you? Tag me yes if you've read this far without keeling over!

DeadlyDuckling L: na u waste lots of
money


HWTEgrl: i complain about wasting
money. cuz u can't get stuff like
pumas at big lots...unfortunately


DeadlyDuckling L
: pumas at biglots

DeadlyDuckling L: haha

DeadlyDuckling L: wats the deal w/ the
pumas anyways?


HWTEgrl: stupid sorority. wants us
to look "classy


DeadlyDuckling L
: haha sounds like u r
working in one of those clothing stores


DeadlyDuckling L: and how often do u
need to wear them?


HWTEgrl: bleah. no thanks. i'm
gonna wear them once rush week.


HWTEgrl
: then a lot after that!

DeadlyDuckling L
: i say return it once u r
done


HWTEgrl: hmmm.that's a good idea.

HWTEgrl
: ...one problem: they're
comfy


HWTEgrl
: and mom's going to repay
me for buying them....30bucks


DeadlyDuckling L
: put some sand into
them and make it uncomfy


DeadlyDuckling L: easy

DeadlyDuckling L: ohhh forget it then

HWTEgrl: vicious aren't you. but ur
right. *siiiigh*


DeadlyDuckling L
: hey 30 bucks for
puma isnt bad


HWTEgrl: that's half the price.

HWTEgrl
: 62bucks

DeadlyDuckling L
: man i am making u
returning those suckers


DeadlyDuckling L: i am gonna write it
down on my calender


HWTEgrl: yeah. aha ha

DeadlyDuckling L
: making roommie
elaine returning her shoes and taking her to
big lots for new ones


HWTEgrl: wheee! no, for new socks.
big lots doesn't have shoes, do they?
lots of socks though


DeadlyDuckling L
: look, i know u r
opening up a dating service, but u gotta be
responsible for the old customers


DeadlyDuckling L: match them up 1st

HWTEgrl: but it's such fun to let
chaos reign. then i can rule the world
easier


HWTEgrl
: :-D

HWTEgrl: (000) crown~!

DeadlyDuckling L
: hhahaaa

DeadlyDuckling L: ur crown looks shitty

HWTEgrl: eh, shuttup

HWTEgrl
: best i could do in like
three seconds


DeadlyDuckling L
: u r my shitty queen

HWTEgrl: YEAH@ I'm the SHITTY
QUEEN!


DeadlyDuckling L
: hahahhaa

DeadlyDuckling L: all hail to the queen

HWTEgrl: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS~!

HWTEgrl
: (queen of hearts, alice in
wonderland)


DeadlyDuckling L
: haha u shall be the
shitty sock queen


HWTEgrl: who runs a dating service
to take over the world


DeadlyDuckling L
: dude i am making
music w/ the shirts on ur homestarrunner
site


DeadlyDuckling L: indeed

HWTEgrl: hee hee, isn't that the best
fuckin site ever?


HWTEgrl
: go to the emails!

HWTEgrl
: madness prevails!!

HWTEgrl
: strongbad email! w00t~!

DeadlyDuckling L
: me see

DeadlyDuckling L: me dont get it

DeadlyDuckling L: but anyways me
wanna go watch tv


DeadlyDuckling L: me will talk to u
later?


HWTEgrl: uhhuh

HWTEgrl
: that's cuz i got no life

HWTEgrl
: me, the girl without a life

DeadlyDuckling L
: byebyeeee

HWTEgrl: byeeeeeeeee

HWTEgrl
: hf@!

DeadlyDuckling L
: dont cry

HWTEgrl: and remember...stfu!

DeadlyDuckling L
: i will get ur a life as
soon i find myself one


DeadlyDuckling L: hee

HWTEgrl: ah. good. someone's gotta
have one around this hellhole. have
fun on the tv.


HWTEgrl
: *giggles like crack addict*

DeadlyDuckling L
: be nice to the cities

DeadlyDuckling L: ohhh yea...

HWTEgrl: too much sugar in the tea.
buh-bye now


DeadlyDuckling L
: haha c ya


And that's the last of it. Amazing, isn't it? We're going to have WAY too much fun/madness this year on six south. And throw in Jamason and Roomies Friend Sarah, it's going to be big pimpin, for SHIZZLE MY DIZZLE!
COOL.




Ha HA! Triumph.

HWTEgrl: go to biglots. spend
money on CHEAP organizing stuff!


HWTEgrl
: that's what I do when I get
bored


HWTEgrl
: or i make stuff, knit or read

DeadlyDuckling L
: i made a box already

DeadlyDuckling L: and i read too

HWTEgrl: today i put fabric on a
photo album and made a magnet for
my "lil sis" ooh, whatchoo reading?


DeadlyDuckling L
: biglots at 9:35?

DeadlyDuckling L: books for next yr

HWTEgrl: oh, right. they might be
closed, huh?


HWTEgrl
: ohhhhh. wow, prepared
aren't you?


DeadlyDuckling L
: so i dont have to read
it later? sure


DeadlyDuckling L: hahah ur sock store is
fun


HWTEgrl: good point. I shoulda
thought of that, but i'm waitlisted on
most of my classes. maybe i should
open up my own sock store.


HWTEgrl
: it'd be the "store of
unmatched socks"


DeadlyDuckling L
: i will chip in some of
my socks


DeadlyDuckling L: hahaa

HWTEgrl: all the ones without a
partner, aha ha


DeadlyDuckling L
: awwww

DeadlyDuckling L: u gonna open up a
dating service too


HWTEgrl: a dating service? wha?
whoops, forgot tea.


HWTEgrl
: why a dating service?

DeadlyDuckling L
: for ur socks

HWTEgrl: HAHAHAHAHA

DeadlyDuckling L
: tell them u offer free
washing and a quarter for drying if they
wanna look fresh and new on the 1st day


HWTEgrl: and if they smell a little on
the second day, no big deal


HWTEgrl
: (ewwww)

DeadlyDuckling L
: hahahahaaaahahaa

DeadlyDuckling L: thats when the foot
powders come in


DeadlyDuckling L: see u have a sponser
already


HWTEgrl: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

HWTEgrl
: *chokes on gum and spits
it up*


HWTEgrl
: whoops

DeadlyDuckling L
: up?? those things fall
due to earth gravity u know?


DeadlyDuckling L: whoops is right

DeadlyDuckling L: knocked u on the
head?


HWTEgrl: no, wuz dropd on th hed
as a child. managed to get gum in
trash..


HWTEgrl
: ow, tea hot. burnt throat

DeadlyDuckling L
: u know sarah loves
tea too


DeadlyDuckling L: and she clamed her
tea pot is actually a brew and go


DeadlyDuckling L: so she is somehow
cooler


HWTEgrl: phooey. tea is better the
old-fashioned way. instant tea? uck!


HWTEgrl
: how do u get a
"brew'n'go" TEAPOT? i've only heard
of coffee makers


DeadlyDuckling L
: she prefer cafeteria
tea w/ cafe. honey


DeadlyDuckling L: see i am very
selective among my friends


HWTEgrl: ah. i do that everymorning.
aaha ha


HWTEgrl
: righto!

DeadlyDuckling L
: no no that kinda tea in
her room


DeadlyDuckling L: get it/

HWTEgrl: ohhhh. like teabags?

DeadlyDuckling L
: yea yea

HWTEgrl: i bet i could out-teabag
her on sheer variety of teas


HWTEgrl
: aha ha ha

HWTEgrl
: BRING IT ONNN

DeadlyDuckling L
: u take honey too£¿

HWTEgrl: sugar. honey when i'm
sick. or can steal it from the cafeteria


HWTEgrl
: and a dribble of milk

DeadlyDuckling L
: of course u can, honey
is the easiest thing to steal


DeadlyDuckling L: milk.... u steal it from
sarah


HWTEgrl: aha. good. does she have
a mini cow?


DeadlyDuckling L
: ever since sarah's
roommate stole a huge ass wetfloor sign
out of the cafe. i believe u can get anything
out of that place


DeadlyDuckling L: yes she does..

HWTEgrl: wow, really? maybe we
could breed it with a duck and then
we'd have a flying Cow!


DeadlyDuckling L
: yeppie!!!

DeadlyDuckling L: its a baby ass cow
though


HWTEgrl: hee hee yeak. like the ones
that are 2 feet long


DeadlyDuckling L
: and wears dipies too

HWTEgrl: paper dipies?

DeadlyDuckling L
: from china dipies

HWTEgrl: that say "bi zui" on them.

DeadlyDuckling L
: hehe haha sure

DeadlyDuckling L: i found a gift for ya

DeadlyDuckling L: note i FOUND it,
invested no money


HWTEgrl: uhoh...a gift? what is it, a
virus. gee, thanks. your generosity is
amazing


HWTEgrl
: :-Dlay it on me~

DeadlyDuckling L
: sure dont want it as a
surprise?


HWTEgrl: uhhh.

HWTEgrl
: sister says "huh?" i agree

DeadlyDuckling L
: either way i invested
no money on it


HWTEgrl: geeze. you keep
mentioning that


DeadlyDuckling L
: hahaa

DeadlyDuckling L: i am cheap like that

HWTEgrl: cheap ass, huh? me too

HWTEgrl
: 99cent store=pimp ass
shit!

Blogger is giving me shit. Oh well.

HWTEgrl
: aww, gee thanks.

HWTEgrl
: you make me sound like
such a sick fucko


DeadlyDuckling L
: u r not??

HWTEgrl: aww, stfu!

HWTEgrl
: don't rub it in, hey?

DeadlyDuckling L
: angela has scored
anther 2 points on her being mean day


HWTEgrl: *elaine dances around
flashing the "i'm #1" sign*


HWTEgrl
: ...twice

HWTEgrl
: :-D

HWTEgrl: ohh, something for you to
ridicule me for: i write fanfiction too!


DeadlyDuckling L
: angela sighs

HWTEgrl: ha ha HA ha ha

DeadlyDuckling L
: hey wats ur OFFICIAl
major?


HWTEgrl: poly sci.

HWTEgrl
: you? (do you even have
one, besides "do you want
...err...rice with that?" hee hee


HWTEgrl
: )

DeadlyDuckling L
: fuck u

DeadlyDuckling L: hahahaah

DeadlyDuckling L: i aint got one yet

HWTEgrl: :-Dkinda hard to do. ah. i
still have to declare mine, but i know
what it is


DeadlyDuckling L
: then wats up w/ ur
other double major plus double minor?


HWTEgrl: ah, you're the school of
"not a clue" somedays i'm that too.
i'm insane, duh


HWTEgrl
: c'mon, foo, you knew dat

DeadlyDuckling L
: wat foo

HWTEgrl: that' i'm insane

DeadlyDuckling L
: hahaha my friend in
china wants me to get a chinese bf


HWTEgrl: ...hello? "insane" and
"elaine"...synonymous


HWTEgrl
: oho ho ho!

HWTEgrl
: is friend going to hook you
up?


DeadlyDuckling L
: cuz ya stole chinse
money, cant steal chinese women too


HWTEgrl: eh? wtf?!?

DeadlyDuckling L
: and he said if i
married a white boy, he would marry a
white girl, so we can get even


DeadlyDuckling L: haha

HWTEgrl: ahhhh. okaaaaay. *sighs*
crazy angela.


DeadlyDuckling L
: watwat

DeadlyDuckling L: just b/c my friends r
crazy....


DeadlyDuckling L: dont scretch it too far
hoe


HWTEgrl: how do you say, half
chinese? uhuh, they're crazy. insanity
is infectious, you kno


DeadlyDuckling L
: yi ban

HWTEgrl: half japanese is hapa....
woh.


DeadlyDuckling L
: u mean half half or
half mixed?


HWTEgrl: angelas gonna have lil
yibaaaanssss!


HWTEgrl
: there's a
difference/distinction?


DeadlyDuckling L
: hahahaha

DeadlyDuckling L: hum hun xue(mixed
blood) would be the better term for ur half


HWTEgrl: yikes. all i know is that my
"chinese" name according to Jolee is
"yi-ling Long"


DeadlyDuckling L
: who the fuck is that?

HWTEgrl: my study buddy chinese
homie


HWTEgrl
: jolee hui

HWTEgrl
: something about a bell or
something


HWTEgrl
: fuck. older sister bugging
me. go away!


DeadlyDuckling L
: ur study buddy
chinese homie goes to ucla?


HWTEgrl: yup yup. she coo'

DeadlyDuckling L
: give her a huge ass
kiss and she will go away for sure


DeadlyDuckling L: cooler than angela?

HWTEgrl: a kiss, hmm? i blew my
candle out towards her. ehhhh....


HWTEgrl
: i plead the fifth!

HWTEgrl
: *wheezes on smoke*

DeadlyDuckling L
: wooo yeeee

HWTEgrl: fuck. well, i have to let her
magesty use the comp. for like ten
minutes. so don't go away


DeadlyDuckling L
: ohhhh btw i am free
on monday and work on tuesday


DeadlyDuckling L: aight

DeadlyDuckling L: unless i get kicked off

HWTEgrl: sahhhweeeeet.

DeadlyDuckling L
: adios for later?

HWTEgrl: monday, eh? We go party!
weeee! yeah!


DeadlyDuckling L
: okie go b4 u get killed

HWTEgrl: i'll be back. maybe I'll have
a life when i come back. who knowz


DeadlyDuckling L
: share ur life if u have
one


HWTEgrl: i always knew u were
smart. going. death not a good idea.
will doo. go checkout my blog


HWTEgrl
: you will laugh

HWTEgrl
:
http://Xc3ll3nc3me.blogspot.com

DeadlyDuckling L: going now

HWTEgrl: ok. ciao for now

DeadlyDuckling L
: ciao

DeadlyDuckling L: hey i thought we r
stealing a fridge?




Auto response from HWTEgrl:
Scurrying around like a headless
chicken!




HWTEgrl: yes.

HWTEgrl
: we are jacking a fridge

DeadlyDuckling L
: its not 10 mins yet

DeadlyDuckling L: go away

HWTEgrl: should i go buy a black ski
mask?


HWTEgrl
: too bad!

HWTEgrl
: stfu!

DeadlyDuckling L
: i am not talking to u
yet


HWTEgrl: damn. fuck. shit. aw....

HWTEgrl
: no love...

DeadlyDuckling L
: u buy a lot of stuff u
know


DeadlyDuckling L: hahaa

HWTEgrl: well, i could just STEAL
it....


DeadlyDuckling L
: not wat ur blog says

HWTEgrl: more fun to buy it and
have them wonder if i'm going to
hold up a bank


HWTEgrl
: ah yes. incriminating blog

DeadlyDuckling L
: hahahaa

HWTEgrl: O:-)

DeadlyDuckling L: u got anything left
over from ur pay check?


HWTEgrl: yes. I save my $$...use
20% of paychecks. it adds up


DeadlyDuckling L
: u sure?

HWTEgrl: yesssssssssss

DeadlyDuckling L
: like sure sure sure?

HWTEgrl: YES. geeeze

DeadlyDuckling L
: just sounded like ur
mama?


HWTEgrl: ur, i did? damnnnnnnn.

DeadlyDuckling L
: shit i am boreda again

DeadlyDuckling L: no me