Sunday, July 31, 2005

Stuck at work, during Jules' Birthday Celebration...eyuck!

Highlights of the day: Short asian woman with fluffy 80's "Mistress of the Dark" Elvira Hair. AHAHAHAHA! At once pathetic and hideous-ly funny. Oh dear. What the hell are people thinking when they leave their Houses?! ARE they even thinking... Welcome to the world of the fashion-challenged, everyone. This is the world in which I work. MARvelous.

Random good news: My internet worked last night, so I stayed up OBSCENELY late (bad idea box), as in 3:46 am, and goofed off on the web. Am starting to realize internet is a very addictive drug. Talked to Gene last night (from Highschool) and have tentatively agreed to hold a potluck/barbeque for all my high school buddies next week thursday or friday. Will be good to catch up with all the gals and dudes again, I think...

Will be going to bed at a sane hour tonight, I think. Tomorrow will be a beach day. I think (since I have it off). Need to remember to pick up my paycheck tonight, since I forgot to on friday... Need the $$ for Damn Expensive Disneyland (with Heather!!). Am very excited she's coming to visit!!=D

Ahhh. Just took my last break. Came back and store was much busier--full of people. Hope they clear out, pronto. Want to go home and celebrate w/Jules, the BigBro curtis, and her other friend. Damn! Why'd I have to get stuck here working? Ah well.

It occurs to me--I should continue my writings. Hmmmm. Will have to work on them.

Friday, July 29, 2005

What I do at work...

Stupid Things People Do in the Fitting Room:

1. Walk in, ask "Have you seen my friend??" And stare expectantly at the attendant. WTF?! Are we supposed to know what their friend looks like AND their name?

2. Walk in, start taking off clothes, WHILE the attendant is STANDING there... Um, yeah.

So there you go, a few highlights from MY summer job. The stupidity of the human race astounds me...evidence in favor of the "virus" theory---no intelligent life, just semi-life. Eeeeurg.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Life materializes from the muck...

Yesterday, I went and got a poster signed by the dudes from the ripcurl team---was the first in line at Ron Jon's. Ha ha, evidently they thought I was cute, cuz some of them wrote funny stuff on my poster. I got Jules a poster too.

Plans are proceeding with Julie and Heather to go to disneyland. HUZZAH! Is a very exciting time for me, since I miss them both so much! I especially miss talking to them, but then whenever they visit me, I have such fun getting them up-to-date on all the particulars of my life they may have missed out on. Ahh, friends are the best.

Speaking of friends, need to get in contact with Molly, Krystle and Kelli. Have not talked to any of my girls in like, forever! And Tyler too, I think. I miss Tyler's biting wit. Truly intelligent people are the true precious jewels in life that keep us going around with our crowns held high!

My desk is such a mess. So many papers, it's even less organized than during the year, because I have less time (seems like) to sit and organize it. I got my first sak's bill and credit card bills paid though! A very exciting thought--a step toward the responsibilities and life of an ADULT.... Oooooooo....

Need to get organized with house stuff today, among other things. Off I go!

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Fat-ass lying co-workers should be SHOT!

Feeling intensely irritated today. Am the only one working besides Jessica--- who is the most immature person that I've had the pleasure to work with. She didn't get her way about what time to have lunch, so she walked around POUTING (once again) until it was time for me to go on MY lunch. I was SO glad at that point to leave, it was almost ridiculous. You have to freakin' PROD her to do anything, too. It's like working with a pudgy rick. I can see why she bugs Cori and Kadie. (my other co-workers) Shit, she makes me want to drop kick her, like a deflated soccer or 4-square ball. ARRRG! I wish somedays, I could tell her she's a fat, immature pain-in-the-butt/ persistent @$$!

Good news is, Heather and I have scheduled Disneyland for next week wednesday!! Huzzah, I was so excited when she called me back this morning after I left her a message from my cell to her new cell...

In other good news, have broken news (to jess) that am going 1. to Las Vegas 2. camping with girlfriends and 3. probably to Mexico or somewhere else this year, so will be budgeting $ for those, and probably won't have $ to go to Hawai'i next summer. Which I wouldn't want to go with her anyway--she's so damn annoying, I'd probably kill her (or like another friend of mine, encourage her to take alternate transportation home...hahaha). She's been bugging me about THAT too--- and about asking Jules to go along too--HA. Fat chance of that--Jules would rip her to bits in seconds (like a piranha, sensing weakness). And Me, whell, I'd probably just enjoy the show.... (she's THAT annoying).

Ahh, now, if only she'd go HOME. It's been a relatively short time with me working here (saks) this summer, but with her around, it's like having to entertain a 7-year old! (No insult intended toward any seven-year olds intended, of course, but that's her mental age!)

Obviously she's naver lived on her own or had to be responsible at all---she's a spoiled little fat-ass brat. UGH. Simply, UGH. She needs to move out of her parent's house, get a job/ go to school, and GROW UP a little...well, okay, a LOT.

Oh, and did I mention that she stole all my dimes and nickles and a few of my $ FROM MY WALLET in the breakroom?!?! I suppose it serves me right for being so trusting, but still, how about a little honesty? How about ASKING ME FIRST? MAYbe I don't WANT to give you my money, you dumb fat bitch!?! BITCH!!! I know I had five one$ in my wallet and lots of change in my change purse from lunch, you fucking whore! Dude, THAT MAKES ME REALLY ANGRY....

Oh, and get this: she's already under suspicion for stealing from the store--- she would have jacked a shirt today (she stuffs them into her bra, I think) but I asked to see it on her. UGH UGH UGH. She's so fat, what'm I supposed to say, "you should wear bigger clothing, it's too small and makes your rolls of fat stick out"?? EWWWWW... Most of the stuff she wears shouldn't be seen on someone who has a double chin--I mean, there's beautiful fat (like my beautiful cousin-in-law---beautiful on the inside and outside) and then there's annoying, ugly, lying fat. Jess is the latter (if you're not sure). I really want to send her to a fat camp. Or maybe just to the moon.

If one of the other girls doesn't turn up soon, I'm seriously tempted to strangle her fat pig-like pouty face and plead temporary insanity. (Of course, AFTER destroying this "evidence"...) Yeeg, I can't STAND HER. I can't even enjoy my book, I'm so incensed with her.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Uhoh...

Aieeee, Dumbledore DIES!

(more later, on this and other capers)

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Dang.

Well, went to LA this last weekend. Had an absolutely lovely time, though I didn't get to have lunch with either Totran or Sarah, since my cell phone died right before I was about to call Toes again. DANGIT! I knew that I should have charged it that night. Fook me. It made it a bit difficult (what with leaving LA at 330, whoops) to call my new job and tell them I'd be late--basically I drove the 405 like a psycho, praying for not too much traffic, got off in carson city, used a pay phone at the gas station, and then got some munchies and drove straight to work.

New job is not bad. Actually, the time goes really quickly, as long as you're scheduling people appointments. It drags when you aren't having any luck scheduling people for interviews, however. I'm only a lowly JS1, so there's not that many expectations for me, as of now. I scheduled one appointment yesterday, and three today. whohoohoo! I really hope they all come to the interviews... THEN I get paid.

Mom is demanding that I wash the car, so I may have to come back to this at some other time.

I went to the library the other day. Hooray for crappy-ass summer reading! Now I can supplement the sheer enjoyment of "Emma" (Jane Austen) with other stuff.

Arrg, clean clothes must be sorted. I just wanna sit for HALF AN HOUR! That's all I ask, peepz.

Ah well. Tomorrow I work the call center and then sak's. I suspect I'll REALLY be mentally fried. here's hoping that I get to Sak's on time...

Cup of tea shall be my salvation. If only I had the time to drink it. I get no breaks, I tellya. Can I have just a few minutes to daydream, please?

Dang. (coworkers at NAASP would understand this one)

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Happy Saturday Hole

Happy Saturday!

Here am I, sitting once again in front of the infernal screen...goofing off. Well, okay, at least it's well-deserved goofing off, since I've made up my bed, cleaned off my dresser and room, and neatened up things in general. Oh, and I've packed for my weekend in LA...Hopefully I'll have a place to stay! Ooh, look, Jess is online. Well, I sent her a message, hopefully she'll respond sometime today. I hope.

Maybe I should call the house mom again and see if she can let me into the house. I need to bring my camera and get pictures of all the rooms---and my tape measure. Hmm. Plus I've got stuff that SHOULD go in the house....

Life is pretty peaceful. Yesterday I made a sign for my room next year. It's really cute, with the font that I used to write on it.

No word from Maureen sometime. Jeeze, the woman is hard to get ahold of. Why is she our house director, again? Oh, right, she's better than that LB-something-or-other woman.

Made myself a pot of tea this morning. Yum. It's taking me a while to drink, but it sure is good. It's the last of my tea from india or somewhere. Good black tea. Just plain black, of course. Not darjeeling or anything.

Haven't heard from Mouse in a while. Am so very tempted to write her a letter. Yep. I think that's going on my "to do" list for this weekend. Hangon, gotta find her a paper to write on... Which shall I choose?

Winny is non-communicada, so is toes (mostly)---but I can understand: she's working.

No response from Julie or Heather either. Jeeze, what am I, in a hole?

Guess so.

At least it's a peaceful hole.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

I think I need Therapy...ICE CREAM THERAPY!!

Weell, after working hard on the Fourth, I did the lazy thing and fell asleep early...okay, well, RELATIVELY early. Like at...12. Yeah. So what, I'm lazy and lame?!?

Have been working very hard this week. Yeek. Tomorrow until Tuesday are my days off. I somehow, within that time period need to come up with some sort of exercise regimen to do every morning, since I have no available (free) gym nearbye. Tonight was a nightmare at work--I had to close ALL of the women's department ALL BY MYSELF. Yikes. Needless to say, I did the best I could, but some areas were lacking in attention. (Like the fat people area and the swimwear). Oh well, it's not MY fault that my stupid co-worker decided not to show up. BOOOOOO!!!

Tried callin Jess during my lunch today. Found out that the cell phone number toes gave me was for someone called "Francis"???? Huh. Ah well. Then, I got the BRILLIANT idea to check the roster that I (hopefully) saved on my computer. eheh. Yes, sometimes I am simply intelligent, as opposed to brilliant----a case of "obviousman strikes again" syndrome.

Haha, long pause there, I just finished entering a bunch of numbers into my phone. Fantastique~! I congratulate myself. Will call Jess tomorrow to confirm weekend plans.

After horrible shift today (and my left knee being fucked again) I stopped by Vons before they closed and got myself two gallons of ice cream--vanilla and chocolate. Also, wrote a rather funny threat on the fridge. Will have to post a picture of it...oh, but WAIT: my damn camera has lost the stupid thingie to connect to my computer. FUK.<----That's misspelled on purpose.

Need to stop spending money. How to do this? Must crack down and designate only a portion of income toward spending, the rest toward saving. Maybe 30% spend, the rest save? Otherwise, what good is working during the damn summer anyway? ARRRG. Willpower, why hast thou deserted me in mine hour of need?!?!

Julie has still not replied to my email. I'm so depressed. I don't have her phone number (nor Heather's) so I can't call her... WAHHHHHHH!! Life is just not so fun.

Once again, have no life in Orange County. Nightlife? HA. Anyone who thinks there is nightlife out here in the 'burbs, is a freaking, slathering, foaming idiot. The "OC" isn't that great, folks. Humpf! Who ever heard of closing before 11pm?!? BLAH!

Hmm. Think it's time for some of that "theraputic" ice cream---tomorrow I go on steroids (whohoo!) for my stupid lungs. Gak.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Attempts at Levity Fall Entirely Flat.

Well, have not heard back from julie. Have concluded that either she has fallen into a hole, or else she has fallen into a bottomless hole and my email never reached her. Whups. Well, I tried.

Work is okay--there is an annoying girl there that constantly wants to hang out, &etc. She has a cute friend in the Navy...but he's only 19. I'm not so sure that I want to be robbing the cradle. It's one thing when you are more mature for your age, and another when you ACT very mature...as evidenced by the luck that Jules had with her most recent ex, jon. I dunno if it's such a good idea. I think that perhaps I should hold out for more mature men---25 or up. But how to meet them? ARRG!

Am going to put her off by going to a kegger on the night of the fourth. Whohoohooo! Shall be fun, I think. Mayyyybe I'll even see some fireworks, but I'm not too sure about it.

New cell phone works great (huzzah!) and I even got a new case and hand's-free headset for it. YEEAAAAHHH, that totally rocks. *pats self on the back*

Can't wait 'till next week! Am going to visit Jess in LA over saturday night. It's going to be so SWEET--I can't wait to see her new apartment. Hahaaaaaa.

Two of my watches' batteries have died. Damn things! What the hell are they good for anyway, then?!?

Have begun reading The Rule of Four. Begun, of course, but not continued. It struck me as very boring, at least the initial exposition of the book. Bleah! Need a good smut novel, but damn Sak's takes up all my time and I have none left for actually going to the library (which closes at 9pm). Oh, WOE IS ME!

Wait, pause while I go get my chamomile tea.

Hmmm. Have a doctor's appointment on wednesday. Oops, need to tell work that. Shiiit.

Alright, really gotta go get ready for work. DAMNIT! Maybe I should quit and go work that other job. Well, we'll see how it goes for the training. I gotta call ANOTHER lady back to confirm my training on saturday....ARRRG.

Aand I'm OUT.